I'm Spazticus

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by jarrod248, Aug 15, 2013.

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  1. Channel 4+1 now. This has got potential.
  2. No I'm Spazticus.
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  3. It gets better, I saw it an hour ago. Brian Belo is an Olympic mong. I was on the point of pissing
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  4. Nah, still doesn't fire my rockets.

    Now, if you said they could replace a ruined penis by way of transplanting a Horses cock. . .

    I've no doubt you see where I'm coming from =D
  5. It's more the diabled taking the piss. A bloke in a wheelchair asking for "money for a diabled person", and gives his cerebral palsy mate to the donor to take home. Brilliant
  6. Spaz news, fucking hell. Shit I'm turning into Sluggy, Gilmore girls etc.
  7. The bloke being asked to pretend he had CP?
  8. Aye while the real Spaz turns his wheelchair in a circle to music.
    Fuck me it's funny.
  9. Slightly off thread....reading a book about US stand up comedians last week and there was a story in it about Kirk Douglas's son bombing at thre London Comedy Store.
    He was so bad that he resorted to the "Don't you know I'm Kirk Douglas's son?" routine.
    Audience members immediately came back with "I'M Kirk Douglas's son!".
    Well I thought it was funny.
  10. Respect to all the 'cripples' willing to have a go.
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  11. Years back, on hand feeding a giraffe in the zoo, I began to daydream about having a giraffe tongue - about a foot long, black and the texture of wet velvet.

    I could lick my eyebrows and scratch my ears to impress the women, but it would make speaking impossible and interfere with the intake of bevvies.