Im Rich!!!

Well imagine my surprise when I recieved this e-mail today.
Apparently some decent chap has popped his clogs and has decided to leave me with a shed load of money. Yay me :D.

Here is the e-mail in full:



17-18 Rex House Regent Street London

SW1Y 4PE,United Kingdom


On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.David Peet

I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was

returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address stated on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Engr. David Peet made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Seven Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$7, 100.000.00 ) to you in the codicil and last testament to his WILL.

Late Engr. David Peet died on the 13th day of February,2006 at the age of 70 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution.According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.

I hope to hear from you in no distant time.

Yours in Service,

Barrister Patrick Linz Esq.
Now despite my happiness I cant be but a bit weary.
First of all Ive never heard of this chap.
Also why would an English bloke leave his money to me in USD?
Lastly, although Im an allround nice chap, humanitarian work does'nt really appeal to me.
So, what should I do ARRSER's?

This cant possibly be a scam, the e-mail seems so genuine :D


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I've always liked you my rich friend
I don't care what the rest say you de man :D :D
oh i think you should reply suits and see what occurs...just for curiosity like!!
Oh no i got another one a while ago saying I had one a Nigerian lottery :D
They didnt reply to my e-mail voicing my concerns.


And such eloquent English syntax and grammar from a well edjumacated barrister. (You can tell he's a real barrister from his email address)

Just get your bank details to him pronto, you know it makes sense.

I thought I would give him a call but alas can find no trace of this firm on google. Hmm shame.
Ill have to do it by e-mail then.
do keep us posted old chap :)
well,bugger me! Who'd have thought it? Fancy a barrister resorting to fraud,like they don't earn enough already!
Every other week I get people I've never head of leaving me millions of dollars [always dollars] in their wills.

I guess I must be a very nice and popular bloke.

However, as the money in dollars is only worth half that in quids, I keep deciding not to bother to answer. I mean, what use can £3,650,00 be?


I'm rich too!!!!

My dear friend,

I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds
under the co-operation of a new partiner from paraguay.Presently i'm in
Japan for investment projects with my own share of the total sum.
meanwhile,i didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me
transffering those funds despite that it failed us somehow.

Now contact my secretary in Cotonou Benin Republic his name is Mr,Oke
his email ( ask him to send you the total
bank draft which iraised in your favour for your compensation for all
past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter.i appreciated
efforts at that time very feel free and get in touched with my
secretary Mr,Oke Chikwu and instruct him where to send the amount to

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share
joy after all the sufferness at that the moment, i'm very busy
because of the investment projects which me and the new partiner are
athand, finally, remember that i had forwarded instruction to the
on your behalf,so feel free to contact him now to eneblehim send your
to you without any delay.

My regards to you and your family,

Mr, peter chukwu
All I ever get is these barstewards ... endlessly ... never answered, never opened, they just keep coming. I assume these nurks think "jerseymail" is something near Noo Yawk. Unblockable, of course, as the address they use changes all the time.

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It's amazing when you think about it. Nigeria must have the world's largest collection of eccentric multi-millionaires, but is still a complete sh1thole.

Just goes to show...


F*CK ME! Am I lucky or what!
Two wins in ONE day!!!

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St Peters Yacht Basin,
Newcastle upon Tyne,
NE6 1HX England
(Customer Services)

Dear Winner,

The draw of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International
program held on 30th March, 2007, won you the lottery in the JACKPOT
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the FINAL notification as regards this Email.

Your company or your personal e-mail address is attached to the winning
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The cyber analyst

Now what shall I spend me fortune on......

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