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You have a rewarding but poorly paid job teaching underprivileged blind kids to explore their world through music. If that does'nt get you anywhere, I don't know what will!
 
I used the venerable "I park Nuclear Submarines". AS long as you keep a straight face and explain the 'facts' of it, it becomes one of those 'so strange it must be true' things
 
On a course a couple of years ago there was a group of us who were the McVitties biscuit Design team!!!!!

One of the guys grandad designed the custard cream!!! excellent time had by all trying to convince people of that!
 
One i said was i worked at the sealife centre as biologist i also maintained the tanks, ever saw that chap in the wetsuitand snorkle? thats me that is! hehe they loved it!
 
Ive always tried the old one that im between jobs after being released on lisecence from prison.
I found that so many women love a bad boy ok it only works in Chatham.
 
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