I'm in the guano...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Hairy Arrse, Apr 26, 2011.

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  1. Just got in from work and have remembered it's my mum's 70th birthday on Thursday, and obviously I haven't bought anything for her. Any bright ideas on what I could get delivered to her on the big day to avoid any 'cutting out of the will' type unpleasantness?

    I know this is the NAAFI and so I expect nothing but abuse, but if by chance anyone has a genuine idea then it would be really welcome!
     
  2. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    A chisel injury to the base of her spine
     
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  3. Give the old slag a damn good seeing to.
     
  4. sick bastard, funny but sick
     
  5. In Scotland there is no legal facillity that allows a parent to cut their children out of the will.
     
  6. 18 inch black rubber cock!
     
  7. Dignitas

    Now there's a gift for the person who has everything.
     
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  8. Try Hotel Chocolat.
     
  9. Understandably, I was a little worried about googling that. But it's gen... Thanks
     
  10. Send her a wreath...
     
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  11. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Buy her a herd of goats in Africa from one of the charity websites!
     
  12. Box of Cadbury's and a dildo - if she doesn't like the Cadbury's she can go fuck herself ...
     
  13. Bollocks. It happens all the time.
     
  14. You didnt expect the truth from Ed did you?!