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Im in the crap again

#1
"I've got something to show you," my wife winked as she unbuttoned her top.

"I've dreamt of this day," I replied as she giggled. "How big is the lump? Is it life threatening?"
 
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"I've got something to show you," my wife winked as she unbuttoned her top.

"I've dreamt of this day," I replied as she giggled. "How big is the lump? Is it life threatening?"
My Bold - I give up! How big are you then?
 
#4
For the hard of thinking; He doesn't like his wife, and hopes she has breast cancer, and will die soon, hopefully in pain. Sick joke forum, use your imagination.
 

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