Im in the crap again

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Renut, Jul 29, 2011.

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  1. "I've got something to show you," my wife winked as she unbuttoned her top.

    "I've dreamt of this day," I replied as she giggled. "How big is the lump? Is it life threatening?"
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  2. ?

    ten letters
  3. My Bold - I give up! How big are you then?
  4. For the hard of thinking; He doesn't like his wife, and hopes she has breast cancer, and will die soon, hopefully in pain. Sick joke forum, use your imagination.
  5. Thanks for the explanation................ still doesn't make it funny tho' IMO