I'm in love!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Nehustan, Apr 30, 2013.

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  1. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    Anyone watching Newsnight....what a foxy chick and...grrrrr....when she gets angry...and she holds a doctorate...I bet you Rory Stewart wants to wander through the desert with that bint!!
     
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  2. Hallab diyab? or the other one

    edited to add: Dr Rim Turkmani?
     
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  3. That her name? Or her sexual preferences?


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  4. ahhh it must be the good Dr Diyab. I would agree too, she does seem to get properly worked up.

    Annoy her with a bit of political discourse before retiring to the bedroom and I bet she is a bona fide tiger in the sack. grrrrrr!
     
  5. Bet she makes a killer kebab
     
  6. It'd be like getting Sharmi Chakrabati in the sack, grabbing on firmly and then telling her you support concentration camps and extreme rendition.

    One heck of a tale to tell afterwards


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  7. Can't be Halla Diyab.

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    Too much like Ozzy Osbourne.

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  8. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    Sorry...I was ABSOLUTELY transfixed...if I hadn't just started dating a gorgeous Persian I might be tempted to bump into the good Dr. Bet you Rory shows off his Arabic...twat!

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  9. This is slightly more alluring
     

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  10. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    Admittedly she doesn't look great in the shots on Google images, but as big cook little cook say 'hot, hot, hot'

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  11. Now that's a cheeky little number. Hello cheeky. Might even require my sexpest jumper.


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  12. mind you, Dr Turkmani is looks ok for an Astrophysicist. (which is her specialism, not a bedroom athletics activity)
     

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  13. ..and what pray tell, is one of those?
     
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  14. Well it's hardly rocket science.
     
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