Im having....

#1
A shit.

Yes, thats right ARRSErs, as I sit here typing this, my laptop is nested comfortably on my knees while my hoop plunges out last night's chicken jhalfrezi and accompanying adult beverages in a mashed up, metallic smelling pulp of sludge. Currently, it's sliding slowly out of my sphincter in small, slighty liquified lumps, and looks akin to a thin brown cable.

Any thoughts?


PTS
 
#5
It's come out all speckley and splattered the bowl a bit. I also dripped a bit on the toilet seat as I stood up.

I'll take you all a photo ASAP.
 
#7
PTS265 said:
A shit.

Yes, thats right ARRSErs, as I sit here typing this, my laptop is nested comfortably on my knees while my hoop plunges out last night's chicken jhalfrezi and accompanying adult beverages in a mashed up, metallic smelling pulp of sludge. Currently, it's sliding slowly out of my sphincter in small, slighty liquified lumps, and looks akin to a thin brown cable.

Any thoughts?


PTS
YOU ARE SAT ON THE THRONE, WITH ACCESS TO PORN, AND YOU DECIDE TO POST ON HERE.
GET A GRIP.
Figuratively speaking of course.
 
#8
I've already wanked myself into oblivion at the thought of smearing the rich, deep brown goo all over my chest and letting it drip slowly into my bellybutton.


That's just a given.
 
#12
PTS265 said:
It's come out all speckley and splattered the bowl a bit. I also dripped a bit on the toilet seat as I stood up.

I'll take you all a photo ASAP.
Dripped? surely you wiped before you stood up? or do you wipe standing up? Either way a my husband says the perfect ending to a beer a vindaloo poo is if you put some of that moist toilet role in the fridge the night before and use it only for those special occasions.
 
#17
D0lly86 said:
PTS265 said:
It's come out all speckley and splattered the bowl a bit. I also dripped a bit on the toilet seat as I stood up.

I'll take you all a photo ASAP.
Dripped? surely you wiped before you stood up? or do you wipe standing up? Either way a my husband says the perfect ending to a beer a vindaloo poo is if you put some of that moist toilet role in the fridge the night before and use it only for those special occasions.
I always wipe standing up. It lets you appreciate the colour and smell so much more. I'm always so tempted to reach down and just pick a little bit up and nibble on it, just to feel the smooth, nutty texture rub slowly around my tongue.

Oh, and here's the photo as promised. I missed the bit on the seat:

Click For Image

Well, I say missed.. I mean ate.


PTS
 
#19
Hmm, no matter how disgusting, why can't I tear my eyes from the screen?
 
#20
why is it whenever I click on a photo from here the missus wonders in?
She must think Im a right weirdo, staring at shite laughing my tits of.

(She'd be right though I suppose)
 

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