Im having....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by PTS265, Sep 30, 2008.

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  1. A shit.

    Yes, thats right ARRSErs, as I sit here typing this, my laptop is nested comfortably on my knees while my hoop plunges out last night's chicken jhalfrezi and accompanying adult beverages in a mashed up, metallic smelling pulp of sludge. Currently, it's sliding slowly out of my sphincter in small, slighty liquified lumps, and looks akin to a thin brown cable.

    Any thoughts?


    PTS
     
  2. Stick your webcam on.
     
  3. Can you do a curly whurly ?
     
  4. Like a Danish ?
     
  5. It's come out all speckley and splattered the bowl a bit. I also dripped a bit on the toilet seat as I stood up.

    I'll take you all a photo ASAP.
     
  6. i'm laughing my tits off.


    Thanks!
     
  7. YOU ARE SAT ON THE THRONE, WITH ACCESS TO PORN, AND YOU DECIDE TO POST ON HERE.
    GET A GRIP.
    Figuratively speaking of course.
     
  8. I've already wanked myself into oblivion at the thought of smearing the rich, deep brown goo all over my chest and letting it drip slowly into my bellybutton.


    That's just a given.
     
  9. Pass the spoon
     
  10. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs

    Have you got any tag nuts stuck to your arse hairs which are matted like an Amazon mango grove
     
  11. Could you not find two girls to share it with?
     
  12. Dripped? surely you wiped before you stood up? or do you wipe standing up? Either way a my husband says the perfect ending to a beer a vindaloo poo is if you put some of that moist toilet role in the fridge the night before and use it only for those special occasions.
     
  13. thats my breakfast gone now :oops: ''boke''
     

  14. Barsteward, all the lumpy bits are gone. :x

    Oh well there's still the straw.
     
  15. ROFL LMAO

    You owe me a new keyboard.

    Because I too am having a shite and I've just dumped 4 gallons of red hot fizzy bum gravy into it.