I'm gonna live forever!!

#2
I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 7, 2026
at the age of 67 years old.
 
#4
Well got to be happy with 79 years old, but as mrs tigger keeps reminding me I wont see my next birthday if she ever catches me !!!! 8O
 
#6
75..and I appear to be a wanchor
 
#9
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 23, 2075
at the age of 90 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (20%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Cancer (12%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Drowning (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Homicide (6%)
 
#11
I got this.

Dohnut you are a very special man and the world would be a sadder place without you.

should you catch any ghastly disease we will havk up a fireman and give you thier organs.
 
#13
80. Not bad. Obviously need to do more exercise :(

"8% work in the porn industry" 8O
 
#14
Apparently I am to die a couple of weeks after my 88th birthday.

That's far too old.

Will someone please put me down as soon as I start to talk to myself, piss myself involuntarily and come out with phrases like, "It wasn't like that in my day."





Fook, my missus has just come after me with a pistol. :D
 
#15
April 10, 2069
at the age of 84 years old. :lol:

And it says that im most likely to die from alcoholism!! (but that actually ive got a 5% chance it'll be from public execution in a third world country!!!)
 
#17
Just done mine again. Apparently I'm already dead.
 
#18
January 17, 2036
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (15%)
Cancer (12%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (12%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%) - I can only hope! :D
 
#19
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 4, 2041
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Too Much sex (25%)
Alcoholism (16%)
Alien Abduction (15%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Homicide (7%)
Loneliness (5%)


as long as i die Fcuking i dont care :wink: :p
 

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