I'm gonna live forever!!

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  1. Soldier_Why

    Soldier_Why LE Moderator

  2. I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

    April 7, 2026
    at the age of 67 years old.
  3. lucky bar stewards
  4. Well got to be happy with 79 years old, but as mrs tigger keeps reminding me I wont see my next birthday if she ever catches me !!!! 8O
  5. 82.....and if all those questions are related to real life.....
    i don't have one!! :cry:
  6. 75..and I appear to be a wanchor
  7. August 20, 2047 at the age of 62 years old, most likely from cancer... bugger. :roll:
  8. 80.... with a 13% chance its by Alien Abduction.
  9. Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

    January 23, 2075
    at the age of 90 years old.
    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (20%)
    Alcoholism (14%)
    Cancer (12%)
    Alien Abduction (10%)
    Drowning (7%)
    Horrible Accident (6%)
    Homicide (6%)
  10. February 25, 2032
    at the age of 65 years old.

    Gulp !
  11. I got this.

    Dohnut you are a very special man and the world would be a sadder place without you.

    should you catch any ghastly disease we will havk up a fireman and give you thier organs.
  12. 87 years old - I need to get out more..............
  13. scaryspice

    scaryspice LE Moderator

    80. Not bad. Obviously need to do more exercise :(

    "8% work in the porn industry" 8O
  14. Apparently I am to die a couple of weeks after my 88th birthday.

    That's far too old.

    Will someone please put me down as soon as I start to talk to myself, piss myself involuntarily and come out with phrases like, "It wasn't like that in my day."

    Fook, my missus has just come after me with a pistol. :D
  15. April 10, 2069
    at the age of 84 years old. :lol:

    And it says that im most likely to die from alcoholism!! (but that actually ive got a 5% chance it'll be from public execution in a third world country!!!)