Im going to turn Muslim...

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by maguire, Apr 11, 2010.

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  1. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    'SCOTLAND YARD has bowed to Islamic sensitivities and accepted that Muslims are entitled to throw shoes in ritual protest — which could have the unintended consequence of politicians or the police being hit.'

    now, where is Cyclops appearing on his next meet and frighten small children jaunt, and where did I leave my old steel toed work boots??
  2. Ahhh excellent! So now we can throw pork sausages as a form of ritual protest at Islamic nutters who advocate violence?
  3. Muslim NHS staff don't have to adhere to hygene standards in hospitals either now. Tossers.

    As from now I choose not to be treated by dirty muslim NHS staff as I'm sure it's my human right not to be forced to have dirty germ ridden staff treat me.

  4. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    what ARE you talking about? it's the religion of peace, havent you heard?
  5. It's the religion of terrorists and c*nts.
  6. im from northern ireland! our ritual protests involve petrol bombs and AK's!

    wonder if thats allowed too
  7. I'm all for a standard acceptance for a multicultural society but this Gvt is bending over backwards for this community :evil:
  8. So Punting a steel toe-capped boot at Gordon Brown is now allowed?

    I think I can find a pair of my old ones.
  9. Hopefully a new Govt will reverse the trend.........yeah right
  10. Damn this means I'll have to put new hobnails on the old ammo boots now. He better pay Sheppy a visit then :threaten:
  11. SHEPPEY?? (Shock, horror, smiley)
  12. Oh yes good old Sheppey, garden of England...apparently :roll:
  13. Err, not quite, I used to live there 8O
  14. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Quality policing in London

  15. Couldn't they just throw a token moccasin?