Hello chaps! I've been a bit elusive lately, Iâve been having a lot of fun as my company has been foolish enough to give me my own car. Iâve been driving about causing chaos in London as I donât really know where Iâm going & my satnav is quite confusing, I had to go around the Blackwall tunnel twice today! Those poor deluded fools clearly have no idea of what Iâm capable of doing to that vehicleâ¦ But I digress, my real reason for posting here is to proclaim that I am going on a rather fab trip to Miami on Monday for the US Spring Break. There I hope to corrupt as many of our colonial cousins as possible & perform some obscene acts with their maidens. I hear they become quite brisk at the sound of a British accent, Iâm hoping to introduce them to the fine art of bumming & claim itâs an old English past time. Naturally thereâs some diplomacy involved too as a way of vengeance & retribution for the caddish behaviour of the GIâs when they came over here in WWII. I still havenât forgiven my dear auntie Betty for collaborating with those fiendish bounders after being irresistibly persuaded by silk stockings & chocolateâ¦ Iâm not quite sure what to expect, but I fancy it will be week to remember, has anyone been to Miami before? If so, what did you make of it I remain &c, ~D.C.