Im going to Miami for Spring Break!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Dashing_Chap, Mar 21, 2009.

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  1. Hello chaps!

    I've been a bit elusive lately, I’ve been having a lot of fun as my company has been foolish enough to give me my own car. I’ve been driving about causing chaos in London as I don’t really know where I’m going & my satnav is quite confusing, I had to go around the Blackwall tunnel twice today! Those poor deluded fools clearly have no idea of what I’m capable of doing to that vehicle… :wink:

    But I digress, my real reason for posting here is to proclaim that I am going on a rather fab trip to Miami on Monday for the US Spring Break. There I hope to corrupt as many of our colonial cousins as possible & perform some obscene acts with their maidens. I hear they become quite brisk at the sound of a British accent, I’m hoping to introduce them to the fine art of bumming & claim it’s an old English past time. :) Naturally there’s some diplomacy involved too as a way of vengeance & retribution for the caddish behaviour of the GI’s when they came over here in WWII. I still haven’t forgiven my dear auntie Betty for collaborating with those fiendish bounders after being irresistibly persuaded by silk stockings & chocolate…

    I’m not quite sure what to expect, but I fancy it will be week to remember, has anyone been to Miami before? If so, what did you make of it :?

    I remain &c,

  2. You're a fucking mong then as the only options are north and south. :roll:
  3. What a plonker
  4. You're giving him much to much credit. This didn't happen. Neither is he going to Miami for spring break.

    What he means is that his carers have told him that he's going to the park to see the ducks on Monday and if he's lucky he'll get to feed them.
  5. Spring Break in Miami is fantastic, just hit the beach front bars from when it gets dark and your laughing mate. Many good memories from there just dont go wandering on the beach at night as the cops get a little nervous about people and drug smuggling if i remember correctly. Also try and get down to Key West thats not to bad but dont annoy those septic marines of you drink em under the table they tend to get a little uppity. You lucky cnut have a good time
  6. I know all the posts are made-up dross, but I felt like biting on that point as even my mother can navigate the Blackwall Tunnel!

    I actually think that DC is Jarrod's alter ego! :wink:
  7. Jarrod couldn't write that eloquently, he's from places oop north and speaks like he should be racing whippets, ferrets or pigeons or all three in fact. Mind, DC is a complete fcukwit
  8. Him and Gator can finally consumate that ball-gag and motor-oil thingy, then.
  9. It's a shit hole.
    Well, it was when I was there.
    Admittadly that was nearly 20 years ago though.
  10. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Thrashing Cnut persists on posting here, no matter how often and enthusiastically we abuse his insincerity, his falseness and his perceived aloofness.

    Don't give him the pleasure of further responses, as it just encourages him to annoy us all the more
  11. Im going two's up with Liz vicious and Kelly Brook but i dont start a thread about it
  12. Miami is a dump once you get off the drag at South Beach and DChap is a dreaming c0ckend that will get no closer to Miami than Gatwick.
  13. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    I think you will find that you 'go around' roundabouts DC.

    You 'go through' tunnels.

    Been on the meths again old chep?
  14. DC:

    You will be there during Stone Crab season (15 OCT-15 MAY) Try some. Hard shell but tasty.

    Also, Calle Ocho (8th Ave) is the main street of Little Havana. Great Cuban food and save room to go to a Cuban pastry shop afterwards.
  15. D-C, old bean, are you travelling through Gatwick by any chance? :wink: