I'm going to have a camera shoved down my cock - help!

Hi all,

So lately I've had the misfortune of passing kidney stones and the quack said I've got to have a camera slapped down my jap's eye. Now I've never had this sort of thing done before, and I must say I'm completely and utterly terrified. It doesn't help that I once saw some strange porn videos where the girly started poking a long metal thing down some bloke's knob... Now it seems I can't think of anything else. 8O

It was whilst I was sat blabbering to myself about how unfair it all was when I heard the familiar whisper of his Mongyness in my ear. "Dash old boy, you must remember the wisdom of arrse, the fact that you're so popular will ensure that you're bound to get loads of messages of soothing comfort and peaceful solace." - so here I am and here's my thread!

My vague plan is to pretend I'm being tortured by a bus load of nurses so I can stick out my chest and shout "Never!" when they try to question me. That may at least take my mind off the unthinkable.

So, has anyone else had it done before? And more importantly, does it hurt? I'm scared!!

I look forward to hearing your messages of unwavering support for me during this difficult time.

DC
 
Anytime the quack wants to shove some camera up my arse, down my throat (not in that order I hope...) or where ever, I tell him that I do not want to be aware of what is happening. I suggest you do the same, or if not, film it for our amusement...
 
There is no actual reason for the camera down the japs eye, they can do the whole thing with MRI scans or ultrasound.
They do it because they enjoy it, they enjoy your pain and humilitation and the sense of power it gives them having you helpless. Then they sell the films at underground secretive satanic boot fairs.

So when the doc comes at you with the camera you should quickly shove a crucifix in his face, pour holy water over his head and beat him to death with a garlic.

Good luck.
 

Mr_Fingerz

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[QUOTE="Dashing_Chap, post: 5997588, mf, ]does it hurt? I'm scared!!


DC[/QUOTE]

Yes. Lots.

HTH.
 
Hmm, whatever they do, with or without sedation, it WILL bring tears to the eyes.... and make the old japseye zing for a few days. It will be like pissing razor blades for a few days....... I jest as I don't know Dear Boy!
 
Hi all,

So lately I've had the misfortune of passing kidney stones and the quack said I've got to have a camera slapped down my jap's eye. Now I've never had this sort of thing done before, and I must say I'm completely and utterly terrified. It doesn't help that I once saw some strange porn videos where the girly started poking a long metal thing down some bloke's knob... Now it seems I can't think of anything else. 8O

It was whilst I was sat blabbering to myself about how unfair it all was when I heard the familiar whisper of his Mongyness in my ear. "Dash old boy, you must remember the wisdom of arrse, the fact that you're so popular will ensure that you're bound to get loads of messages of soothing comfort and peaceful solace." - so here I am and here's my thread!

My vague plan is to pretend I'm being tortured by a bus load of nurses so I can stick out my chest and shout "Never!" when they try to question me. That may at least take my mind off the unthinkable.

So, has anyone else had it done before? And more importantly, does it hurt? I'm scared!!

I look forward to hearing your messages of unwavering support for me during this difficult time.

DC

if they lead you to a nice clean very clinical looking room just relax and it will soon be over.......however if they take you outside and there's a BBC outside broadcasting wagon in the carpark run like hell
 
Been there done that. The tube thing that the camera is attached to is ******* massive. And very scary looking. However the anesthetic antibiotic gel they squirt down your japs eye works a treat. The only nasty bit is when they push the camera through the valve into your bladder....Not a lot of fun! but overall not too bad mate. hopefully you will get a pretty nurse to hold your hand whilst the doc is giving a running commentary.
 
Does the pretty nurse hold your hand, or the old todger...?
 
Anytime the quack wants to shove some camera up my arse, down my throat (not in that order I hope...) or where ever, I tell him that I do not want to be aware of what is happening. I suggest you do the same, or if not, film it for our amusement...

..and make sure it's a new camera, or that they have at least washed the old camera first...

Rodney2q
 
Hmm, whatever they do, with or without sedation, it WILL bring tears to the eyes.... and make the old japseye zing for a few days. It will be like pissing razor blades for a few days....... I jest as I don't know Dear Boy!
This is true, but whatever you do don't let yourself get dehyrated afterwards, the relief of not peeing as often loses out pretty fast to the corosive and astringent effect of concentrated urine on the freshly scoured tisue inside your uretha.
 
I shouldn't really tell you this story as it will just worry you so here we go........

a while back I had to go learn how to catherise myself (long story) so all went well till I was on the bus halfway home and the anaesthetic gel began to wear off, first it was a mild itch then I thought my dick had burst into flame.

got home after walking like john wayne from the bus stop and ripped that thing right out had a dick like a bockwurst for two weeks
 
My partner had it done, said it wasn't painful as they used anaesthetic gel. Said after he didn't know his cock could fart

Has he given up dogging now?
 
The camera is nothing to worry about, quite painless.
The sound crew however is another matter.
 
Now if the camera was being handled by that bird from the Halifax advert, I'd happily sign up as well

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