"Im God", says David Shayler.

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  1. Ex MI5 officer, David Shayler, has proclaimed himself to be God, claiming that he had seen a psychic who he believes channelled the spirit of Mary Magdalene and anointed him as the Messiah. There's some good quotes in the 'article' to play with, such as "the word in Hebrew for King was 'chav'".

    Daily Heil
  2. :D
  3. Classic :D
  4. Middlesbrough fan,don't need to say anymore.
  5. Isn't David "I'm werider than you" Ike god?

  6. He not the messiah. He's a very ....etc...etc...etc...
  7. Perhaps what they say about reclassifying skunk is right.

    Wow, I'm so glad 5 rejected my application now.
  8. Has he still got that attractive girlfriend on the go? It was hard to believe previously that she was 'standing by' the lard-arsed traitor, but now he's gone completely tonto she must have dumped him (especially now that the prospect of untold tabloid riches for 'his story of truth before country' have all but disappeared).
  9. He's not God, I am and so's my wife

    (With due respect to Monty Python)
  10. Looks more like Buddha than God to me, but I'm no Theologian.
  11. He may be a loony but I can't fault his taste in ties
  12. Didn't certain people here on ARRSE put store by his 9/11 conspiracy claims?
  13. Guess money dried up from "mi 5 " does nasty stuff gig . So lets join the
    I'm a looney like icke to make some dosh .
    To be Honest Mi 5 conspired to do nasty stuff to people who dont like the uk. Thats what their supposed to do isnt it ?
    Really think Mi 5 should have assasinated him or is the plan death by pie ?
  14. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Indeed they did, as did many others on the internet. Well, whatever MI5 have been slipping him, certainly works! Better than Polonium any day :)
  15. :D