I'm getting married in 22 days...

Whenever you get the DVD, play it backwards. It'll start with you getting married, and end with you pissing off with your best mate in a hired car.

Swinging. But as a nig you'll be paired off with Bernard Manning!
Enjoy all the sex you can get now-------in 23 days time you'll get precious little!
Oh!Keep a box of headache tablets handy,you'll need them for the earache that's coming your way
Have a good day---it's the last you'll be allowed to have
have deep pockets and a secret porn stash for those frustrating moments!


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Abandon all hope, throw yourself on the mercy of the Gods, for surely, you are fecked!
stash some slush funds away now

Give up leching openly at other birds

Realise that she has been falsifying her whole persona to get you wed

Be prepared to give up anything you enjoy that she doesn't

Bid farewell to your mates

Sell your motorbike

Realise that womens clothes come higher up the list of essentials than food or even oxygen

Remember to delete browsing history or use the new super PRIVATE viewing on Vista

Apart from that, it's great !
Which only goes to prove,none of you twats know what you're talking about!

All you need is a sense of humour,it helps if the wife has one,but it isn't compulsory! ;-)
Nothing has to change except the currency; from now on if you want anything it's going to cost you chocolate.

Of course, after a few years of this ..................

..................... it goes right to their hips - don't you know.


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