I'm getting married in 22 days...

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  1. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    ...Any last/useful words of commiseration/warnings/advice/piss taking?

    I've already resigned myself to her not noshing me off anymore. What other delights can I look forward to?
  2. Divorce.

    Have a wonderful day.
  3. Whenever you get the DVD, play it backwards. It'll start with you getting married, and end with you pissing off with your best mate in a hired car.

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  4. Swinging. But as a nig you'll be paired off with Bernard Manning!
  5. Enjoy all the sex you can get now-------in 23 days time you'll get precious little!
    Oh!Keep a box of headache tablets handy,you'll need them for the earache that's coming your way
    Have a good day---it's the last you'll be allowed to have
  6. have deep pockets and a secret porn stash for those frustrating moments!
  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Abandon all hope, throw yourself on the mercy of the Gods, for surely, you are fecked!
  8. That gives you 21 days and a few hours to try and find a way out of it. Good luck, at the attempt to wriggle free I mean.
  9. stash some slush funds away now

    Give up leching openly at other birds

    Realise that she has been falsifying her whole persona to get you wed

    Be prepared to give up anything you enjoy that she doesn't

    Bid farewell to your mates

    Sell your motorbike

    Realise that womens clothes come higher up the list of essentials than food or even oxygen

    Remember to delete browsing history or use the new super PRIVATE viewing on Vista

    Apart from that, it's great !
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  10. An addiciton to street walkers.
  11. Visit the "Law" forum on here and check out how she's going to stiff you when you get divorced
  12. Never a truer word spoken. The more you hide from her the better, having been there, I mean what I say. Good luck.
  13. Which only goes to prove,none of you twats know what you're talking about!

    All you need is a sense of humour,it helps if the wife has one,but it isn't compulsory! ;-)
  14. I thought you were too busy with the Thai ladies to do such a thing. Don't tell me you are marrying a Thai woman.
  15. Yes, apparently he is, the brides name is Ting Tong.

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