I'm feeling inadequate

#1
Just don't think my arrse is wide enough.

There should be a pic up in the gallery soon so you can judge for yourselves, but really, what should I do?

Use padding, or just eat more chocolate and pork pies?
 

OldSnowy

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#2
WannabeSTABgal -

Eat more pies, or even better I am told that if you swallow everything that get's put in your mouth, the pounds will soon roll on (and in, if you're careful).

Oddly enough, though, it seems to work in reverse when you get married :(
 
#3
You need more time in the saddle, and you wont be needing your jodphurs! (but bring along your riding crop and boots! :D )
 
#5
TA_sig said:
Just start wearing CS95 and start eating a box of compo a day, will ruin any kind of figure that you had in no time at all.
I have been told I look "elegant" in C95 :lol: :lol:
 
#8
shortfuse said:
Poppy said:
TA_sig said:
Just start wearing CS95 and start eating a box of compo a day, will ruin any kind of figure that you had in no time at all.
I have been told I look "elegant" in C95 :lol: :lol:
are you sure they never said "elephant" :D
Mark F (size bigger than a marquee)

Must be the only person whose CS95 actually fit :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#9
Who said it fitted? :lol: :lol:
 
#10
Get us a nice pic of your arrse and we will be sure to tell you if it is worthy! :D :D
 
#11
Agent_Smith said:
Get us a nice pic of your arrse and we will be sure to tell you if it is worthy! :D :D
Which part of 'there should be a pic up in the gallery soon' is confusing you? Feel free to bother the moderators to put it up there by all means.

Real shame I didn't borrow a pair of C95 trousers for the occasion, but I'm sure you can all imagine what that'd look like.
 
#12
Agent_Smith said:
Get us a nice pic of your arrse and we will be sure to tell you if it is worthy! :D :D
I'll show you mine if you show me yours 8)
 
#13
cant seem to see it yet (could it be because it isn't there?)

this isnt you is it?
:twisted:
 
#14
Oooh Poppy!! I thought you were a good girl! 8O
 
#15
Agent_Smith said:
cant seem to see it yet (could it be because it isn't there?)

this isnt you is it?
:twisted:
That's right, I've submitted it, but they haven't put it up just yet.

And no... that would be one hairy arrse. Never mind width(!)
 
#17
doogle?
 

Cutaway

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