Too true, it's a load of rubbish and even if you've got 10 zillion channels it's still mostly crap. Go to the library, get books out and start your own book club, then you can argue about literature and pretend that you have more than 2 brain cells to rub together.
Well, I'm more than happy to fall out with you then make up again, over the television, but sadly that is all I can do. Unless you have a fully fitted out resus area complete with defib kit? And incontinence pads.