I'm f@#king great, come and read how great I am.

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  1. Hi minions,
    I thought I'd join just to tell you all how f@#king amazing I am, I live over in the Finland, I make a mint, have a massive house. I'm a proper daddy, live the pimp lifestyle. I had an idea that you losers needed to know how I snort columbian nose powder off midgets heads and suck ladyboy cock on the sly.

    Anyway toodle pip for now, pop in say hi and i'll attempt to belittle you with my rapier like wit and massive ego....hic!
  2. You have come to the right forum

  3. lend us a tenner- tell you what make it a score
  4. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    You sound like a lovely fellow.
  5. As long as you don't touch me, filthy creature.
  6. These mints you make, what flavour are they?
  7. thanks sweetie X
  8. Ones that you couldn't afford you dirty street fellow.
  9. in which case make it 50 and I won't cut your ballsack off with this rusty stanley
  10. squeekingsapper

    squeekingsapper LE Reviewer

    Mint flavoured.
  11. Ah, a 'comedian'. Well here is my response; I'm minted and fucking amazing, so there.

    I can tell that I cut you deep.
  12. ah but are you rich enough to have 2 filipino pool boys & a russian house maid- to sexually abuse
  13. On totta, että suomalaiset ovat niin pieniä hanat
  14. The spoons will be jealous.
  15. Ignorant twat, mints have flavours like spears and pepper and toothpaste.