I'm bored!

I'm so bored I'm reading this thread. And it's a bit boring, to be honest.
 

ericferret

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I was bored so decided to ring youngest daughter in Jersey .

"I've been laid off"
Oh dear
"I will get £200 a week though"
Thats good
"My rent is £180 a week"
Oh dear, think of it as a dieting opportunity!!
"Ha bloody Ha, my cars buggered, clutch has gone and I am broke".
How much
"£450"
Oh dear

Sigh, get it fixed and while you are at it fill it up with fuel.

Even corona virus cannot shut the Bank of Dad.
This is what happens when you are bored.
 
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I'm bored, why can't the site mongs entertain us ? Arrse ain't wot it uzed 2 be!

Did I mention, I'm bored?
Dig a shell scrape in your back garden, work out a stag rota using you and the missus, and start up. Think of the fun of waking her up at 3am by kicking her and whispering "Fucking wake up you cunt, you're on stag again" The hours will fly by.

PS; don't put out any comms cord either, so she ends up crawling into the hawthorn hedge trying to find you in the darkness.
 
I was bored so decided to ring youngest daughter in Jersey .

......

Sigh, get it fixed and while you are at it fill it up with fuel.

Even corona virus cannot shut the Bank of Dad.
This is what happens when you are bored.
Tell me about it!
 
I was bored so decided to ring youngest daughter in Jersey .

"I've been laid off"
Oh dear
"I will get £200 a week though"
Thats good
"My rent is £180 a week"
Oh dear, think of it as a dieting opportunity!!
"Ha bloody Ha, my cars buggered clutch has gone and I am broke".
How much
"£450"
Oh dear, what are you going to do 'bout it ?



Corona virus shut the bank of Dad, however Dad the employer has jobs round the house..

This is what happens when you are bored.
Fixed for yer mate.
 

AlienFTM

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Dig a shell scrape in your back garden, work out a stag rota using you and the missus, and start up. Think of the fun of waking her up at 3am by kicking her and whispering "******* wake up you ****, you're on stag again" The hours will fly by.

PS; don't put out any comms cord either, so she ends up crawling into the hawthorn hedge trying to find you in the darkness.
I don't think the ex would like to stag on in my garden :)
 
Too "cold" for me
Your blue'ish is not exactly warm though.*

All the houses I have fixed up and sold have been painted white, floor to ceiling, and the ceilings. Then you create atmosphere and colour using the items, furniture and pictures that you place in the house. Rather than possessions sinking into the background with heavily coloured walls they stand out and create the atmosphere. I will admit some rooms do benefit from colour, but if you look at the really expensive gaffs being sold where they have had interior designers in you will find that they are mostly white walls. White is neutral, whereas colours are a matter of personal taste........especially when selling.

Notes: * I will admit that the very first house we bought was brand spanking new and painted builder spec magnolia throughout. In my innocence of all things regarding property I decided a bit of colour was needed. The bathroom had an advocado suite so I picked a nice apple green colour for the walls. When it came to time to sell the place it had not shifted in two months and the estate agent sort of hinted I may want to change the colour of the bathroom walls. I re-painted the bathroom magnolia and the house sold within a fortnight.
 
I'm bored, why can't the site mongs entertain us ? Arrse ain't wot it uzed 2 be!

Did I mention, I'm bored?
And to cap it all, Pornhub has cut their bandwidth . . . as told by a friend.
 
Your blue'ish is not exactly warm though.*

All the houses I have fixed up and sold have been painted white, floor to ceiling, and the ceilings. Then you create atmosphere and colour using the items, furniture and pictures that you place in the house. Rather than possessions sinking into the background with heavily coloured walls they stand out and create the atmosphere. I will admit some rooms do benefit from colour, but if you look at the really expensive gaffs being sold where they have had interior designers in you will find that they are mostly white walls. White is neutral, whereas colours are a matter of personal taste........especially when selling.

Notes: * I will admit that the very first house we bought was brand spanking new and painted builder spec magnolia throughout. In my innocence of all things regarding property I decided a bit of colour was needed. The bathroom had an advocado suite so I picked a nice apple green colour for the walls. When it came to time to sell the place it had not shifted in two months and the estate agent sort of hinted I may want to change the colour of the bathroom walls. I re-painted the bathroom magnolia and the house sold within a fortnight.
You said the 'm' word twice there. Have you no shame?
 

Endoscope

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Your blue'ish is not exactly warm though.*

All the houses I have fixed up and sold have been painted white, floor to ceiling, and the ceilings. Then you create atmosphere and colour using the items, furniture and pictures that you place in the house. Rather than possessions sinking into the background with heavily coloured walls they stand out and create the atmosphere. I will admit some rooms do benefit from colour, but if you look at the really expensive gaffs being sold where they have had interior designers in you will find that they are mostly white walls. White is neutral, whereas colours are a matter of personal taste........especially when selling.

Notes: * I will admit that the very first house we bought was brand spanking new and painted builder spec magnolia throughout. In my innocence of all things regarding property I decided a bit of colour was needed. The bathroom had an advocado suite so I picked a nice apple green colour for the walls. When it came to time to sell the place it had not shifted in two months and the estate agent sort of hinted I may want to change the colour of the bathroom walls. I re-painted the bathroom magnolia and the house sold within a fortnight.
I never knew you were gay ;-)
 
Your blue'ish is not exactly warm though.*

All the houses I have fixed up and sold have been painted white, floor to ceiling, and the ceilings. Then you create atmosphere and colour using the items, furniture and pictures that you place in the house. Rather than possessions sinking into the background with heavily coloured walls they stand out and create the atmosphere. I will admit some rooms do benefit from colour, but if you look at the really expensive gaffs being sold where they have had interior designers in you will find that they are mostly white walls. White is neutral, whereas colours are a matter of personal taste........especially when selling.

Notes: * I will admit that the very first house we bought was brand spanking new and painted builder spec magnolia throughout. In my innocence of all things regarding property I decided a bit of colour was needed. The bathroom had an advocado suite so I picked a nice apple green colour for the walls. When it came to time to sell the place it had not shifted in two months and the estate agent sort of hinted I may want to change the colour of the bathroom walls. I re-painted the bathroom magnolia and the house sold within a fortnight.
White is what I'm doing with my place, it makes a small room a lot bigger and brighter, also makes a great change from the enforced Rental Magnolia that I had to put up with for nearly eight years. Put some anti mould additive into the paint though especially with kitchens and bathrooms, it'll save you a lot of grief and repainting.
 

Robme

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I'm bored, why can't the site mongs entertain us ? Arrse ain't wot it uzed 2 be!
Did I mention, I'm bored?
I tried Auld-Yin (Robme2, the hole, read and weep), but the thread got closed without even a harsh world being uttered? We live in strange times mate.
Remember when the Hole was full of life and parties? Where men were men and moderators not required? These days not, it seems to be the case, at all.
I put it down to an un-recognised side affect of this virus
 

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