Bored Jock ex-squaddie? What can possibly go wrong?
”Police Scotland would like to make it clear that it is totally inappropriate for inebriated pensioners to hurl abuse at overweight NHS employees outside medical facilities at any time, much less at a time of crisis like this”.
The County Sheriff had this to say “I cannae wait tIl he’s tapping the boards in front of me in ma courtroom. I’m going tae bounce the coont like a like a tennis ball”.