IM BAKED

SO i have had quite a bit to drink, quite a fuuuuuuucking lot to dtrink, its great shit. havent slept in over 48 hours, not eaten much and im bored as a fuckin whale, fuck knows why im tuping this bollocks but its entertaining and blahblah, i will like to read this when i have awoken LD it seems i can type prettt okay aswell, althoughsome people on msn are complaining, well they can go to fuckin specavers!! anyway, how do??? enhjot! wups, wno,/... enjoy!!!
 

callum13

War Hero
I advise you to go get arrested, one must experience it in their lifetime, and ofocurse your pissed you'll get away with it. Murder preferably.
 
Matty0001 said:
SO i have had quite a bit to drink, quite a fuuuuuuucking lot to dtrink, its great s***. havent slept in over 48 hours, not eaten much and im bored as a * whale, * knows why im tuping this balls but its entertaining and blahblah, i will like to read this when i have awoken LD it seems i can type prettt okay aswell, althoughsome people on msn are complaining, well they can go to * specavers!! anyway, how do??? enhjot! wups, wno,/... enjoy!!!
Thank you for sharing this complete and utter bollox with us Matty.
 

Flashman07

War Hero
Love it. Keep up the good work Matty, you are truly a poetical genius and inspiration to us all.
 
Like the bird in the signature though
 
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cloudbuster

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It's no less intelligible than some of the drivel we've had foisted upon us recently, from people as far away as Forfar, and Skipton.
 
if yuo can raed tihs, you hvae a sgtrane mnid, too.
Can you raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.



If you can read this, your brain is 50% faster than those who can't

Just to keep you out of trouble lol
 
You are!!! lol only joking, think it's been nicked :(
 
Matty0001 said:
i myte be ain a bad state bit where the * has the arrrse logo gone1??!?!!?! please tell me im not that g headfucked!
Haribo f ucked us over :x
 
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cloudbuster

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right-grumpy said:
Matty0001 said:
i myte be ain a bad state bit where the * has the arrrse logo gone1??!?!!?! please tell me im not that g headfucked!
Haribo f ucked us over :x
Haribo? The Gummi Bears been in on the rob?

The bastards.
 
cloudbuster said:
right-grumpy said:
Matty0001 said:
i myte be ain a bad state bit where the * has the arrrse logo gone1??!?!!?! please tell me im not that g headfucked!
Haribo f ucked us over :x
Haribo? The Gummi Bears been in on the rob?

The bastards.

Sorry your honour, mistaken identity Hasbro have f ucked us over :roll:

I did wonder what the Gummies wanted with old Potato Head :?
 
iamalondoncrab said:
It's 2pm on a weekday, FFS.
No. On a Friday.

I've generally lost interest by this time on a Thursday, let alone a Friday. Then again I may just be an idle p1sshead.

However, I think we'd all agree that the weekend has started by lunchtime on a Friday at the very latest.
 

Flashman07

War Hero
NOOOO I've just realised Mr PH has gone, you bastards Hasbro! How long has PH been the ARRSE logo? I can remember seeing it for the first time in early 2007 when I was introduced to the site, so it must have been going on longer than that.
 
I know what's happened!
 

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