I'm back

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Arte_et_Marte, Jul 30, 2011.

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  1. Firstly, thanks for the support from my pals on here, after what has to be said, has been a terrible 6 months for me.

    Secondly, I have missed the banter, and now, once again as a single man I'm ready to cross swords with the rest of you, including seagull (and any other type of bird.)

    I thank you.

    Arte.
     
  2. Welcome back...firstly I hope all went well with the arrangements for your late father.

    secondly CUNT get the beers in...youll do anything to shirk out a round.
     
  3. Welcome back, Arte. I'll give you a sword fight - just give me a while to stiffen up, brother (Maddie porn is on so wont be long).
     
  4. The arrangements went well, thank yo.

    But,

    IRON you bollix.

    Have you any idea how much 3 funerals cost?

    Not the official coffin, flowers, newspaper ads, grave, tips and bits to the other multitude of death servants, but the rounds of beers...Christ on a stick It's bloody outrageous I tell you.

    Shirk my round...Just coz you dipped out..Do one...

    Bollix.
     
  5. But were there not loads of wimmin dressed in tight black skirts with seamed black stockings on, floating around needing comfort?
     
  6. Nah. I wish.
     
  7. I really don't think he would like where you are going with that!
     
  8. Welcome back you miserable old fucker :)

    You owe me a tenner.
     
  9. Who is he,never heard of him?
     
  10. Welcome back Arte, now your single you can have a look for that nice man you drummed out the village, just because he wanted to knock your back doors in
     
  11. That's because he does so much "behind the scenes"........
     
  12. Nice to see you back Arte, onwards and upwards! Have you caught up with the goings on? PG is still a sex god, 5A is still carrying a prize winning aubergine in his Spiderman pants, Sluggy is still a lush and I'm still chubby! Nowt changes!
     
  13. Chubbierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
     
  14. Now there's a plan, if only I knew where he minced off to...

    Thanks BB. I have kept a weather eye on proceedings, and am impressed by some of the banter, especially the W_M versus Hagar thread. There is still some piles of old toss threads lurking about though, some things will obviously never change.

    I probably do, however I'm afraid I've spent some of it on ice-cream old boy, but I kept the cornets so you are welcome to those together with the remaining £1.28.
     
  15. Glad you're back, I've got some detective work for you. There are people being cunts on the internet and I want it stamped out.