Im am very drunk, what should I do?

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  1. Err, I already asked eejit
     
  2. Have a wank, smoke a cigarette then just go to bed.

    OOOORRRRR

    Take you clothes off, get in your car and drive to a petrol station (try not to crash and kill somebody or get caught by the rozzers). Get out of the car, all casual as fuck despite your nudity, get some petrol and go into the shop. Pick up a Mars bar for yourself and a couple of cans of coke too. Better get some fresh bread for tomorrow morning. Proceed to till.

    Hilarity will ensue.
     
  3. Unable to wank about 3 hours ago, gave up smoking long ago. I have been arrested previously for nudity in my vicinity.

    Im bored and want to play out.
     
  4. If you can log on here and type then your NOT drunk! - take it from me.
     
  5. Very drunk at 23:23??? Poof.
     
  6. Hi Scaley,

    Try the local bar, or pissheads room - I am sure there is an after hours session somewhere.
     
  7. wot he said, you poof
     
  8. Kill your neighbours, your immediate family, their family, then yourself.



    Hope this helps.
     
  9. jim24

    jim24 Book Reviewer

    I got drunk once,in 1967, haven't sobered up yet
     
  10. [​IMG]

    You are Father Jack and I claim my £10.
     
  11. jim24

    jim24 Book Reviewer

    Are you trying to upset me, dont't you know of my multi personality, drink, incontinance,and violence problems,
     
  12. Get arrested ?
     
  13. Beaten to it by a bloody Snail.

    Try sticking a jamjar up your arse if you're not sober yet.
     
  14. Looking at you mate, I'd have never have guessed!
     
  15. see that thread on fetishes XD