I'm a ****!

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IssacHunt

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A chap walks into a pub he's never been to before.
He orders a large Vodka, he then looks to his left and shouts.. "You lot are a bunch of *******.." Then he looks to his right and shouts.. "and you lot are cnuts".
He leaves. The following evening he returns, orders a large Vodka and looks to his left and shouts "You lot are a bunch of *******..", then to the right "and you lot are cnuts".
A large chap stands up and shouts, "Oi, I'm not a ****" to which the man replied.. "well **** off over there with the ******* then".
 
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I've split my sides laughing.

I'd better go for a run until i get a stitch.
 

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