I'm a PC...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Biscuits_Brown, Jul 7, 2010.

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  1. ... And keeping out of Raoul Moat's way was my idea.
     
  2. boom boom tish...
     
  3. I say old chap "boom boom" is a tad tactless in the circumstances, don't you think?
     
  4. Why ?..... is he using a cannon?
     
  5. No, have you not heard? He's just blown Basil Brush's brains out!
     
  6. If anyone on here knows Raoul Moat can you tell him his lass was also shagging Piers Morgan, Gordon Brown and Tim Westwood.
     
  7. you've made me realise my own pun :)
     
  8. Really.... and where exactly are Basil Brushes Brains or where were they before they were or wernt blown out because he is a puppet and doesnt have any to begin with...
     
  9. What do you mean he is a puppet :rolleyes:
     
  10. Well, if you want to get all precise. They are now all mingled in with blood, cartilage and finger nail from the poor fucker who had his hand up Basils arse............Smartie pants
     
  11. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    I'm Raoul Moat, and shooting through windows was my idea.

    Hi, I'm Barry Scotts mate Raoul. BANG! - and the windows gone.

    etc.
     
  12. Well stricly speaking that would be his skelton & giblets not his brains.... :p
     
  13. Haven't they filled him in yet?

    If they're not quick the local MP will claim for him on expenses.
     
  14. Jesus, how blood thirsty are you? He only blew his head off, poor Basil didn't explode into a mist of putrid gore. His 'giblets' are still where they're meant to be..........Anyway

    I'm a PC.....

    ........and talking about Basil Brushs' brains was a silly idea.
     
  15. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    can you stay on topic please...and not shoot off on a tangent.

    you need to keep this conversation on target.