A chap walks into a pub he's never been to before. He orders a large Vodka, he then looks to his left and shouts.. "You lot are a bunch of wankers.." Then he looks to his right and shouts.. "and you lot are cunts". He leaves. The following evening he returns, orders a large Vodka and looks to his left and shouts "You lot are a bunch of wankers..", then to the right "and you lot are cunts". A large chap stands up and shouts, "Oi, I'm not a cunt" to which the man replied.. "well fuck off over there with the wankers then".