I'm a Cunt!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by IssacHunt, Feb 16, 2011.

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  1. A chap walks into a pub he's never been to before.
    He orders a large Vodka, he then looks to his left and shouts.. "You lot are a bunch of wankers.." Then he looks to his right and shouts.. "and you lot are cunts".
    He leaves. The following evening he returns, orders a large Vodka and looks to his left and shouts "You lot are a bunch of wankers..", then to the right "and you lot are cunts".
    A large chap stands up and shouts, "Oi, I'm not a cunt" to which the man replied.. "well fuck off over there with the wankers then".
  2. Ha...



    I've split my sides laughing.

    I'd better go for a run until i get a stitch.