Im a celebrity - Janice Dickinson

#2
fanny like a snap purse but yep see where your going with that..
 
#3
Course she'd get back scuttled, but I'm waiting for some soapy tit wank action from Gemma....I'd use her sh*t for toothpaste !!!
 
#4
She's 53??????

Pretty in her day but that gob on her would have me punching her before I could get wood
 
#5
smash her face in the pillow and do her up the arrse with no vaseline

she loves it :)
 
#6
How about Gemma and Janice soaping it up together.... :? :twisted:

Admitally, Dickinson has a gob like an inebriated biff at chucking out time, a little part of me invisions dirty bum love while she discusses how great she thinks she is.

But the other part of me (90%) would be happy to see her fed to the pigs.

On the other hand, Gemma I would eat poo from your shoe for a sniff of your badly packed kebab.
 
#7
Mutton dressed as mutton, IMO.

Just my type...
 
#8
she'd still get it
 
#9
McVitie said:
How about Gemma and Janice soaping it up together.... :? :twisted:

Admitally, Dickinson has a gob like an inebriated biff at chucking out time, a little part of me invisions dirty bum love while she discusses how great she thinks she is.

But the other part of me (90%) would be happy to see her fed to the pigs.

On the other hand, Gemma I would eat poo from your shoe for a sniff of your badly packed kebab.
I bet it ain't that badly packed!
 
#10
You perverts!
I'm not a cradle snatcher, so no thanks. Another 10 years and I may show some interest.
 
#11
Black-Mafia said:
Course she'd get back scuttled, but I'm waiting for some soapy tit * action from Gemma....I'd use her sh*t for toothpaste !!!
Not if I got to her first! :twisted:

I loved it when Gemma said she did'nt want the other contestants to "Look down on me."

Oh, darlin' - I think I speak for every man(and a few women)when I say I'd LOVE to look down on you...either your face or the back of your head... :blowkiss: :twisted:
 
#15
Janice will not be getting a dicking from me my son! (Do you see what I did there?) I would rather pull Lynne Franks legs up over her head and then go in through her back doors squealing like a rutting boar. So SOPs really...although when I say rather I mean because Gemma would spurn me with a look.

Cerys Matthews, Welsh or not, has gorgeous waps and I think I may have to involve her and Anna R-R in some from of three-way scenario, possibly involving the eels which so freaked out Dickinson and then again possibly involving a lot of huffing and a premature ejaculation...so SOPs once again really.
 
#16
Cuddles said:
Janice will not be getting a dicking from me my son! (Do you see what I did there?) I would rather pull Lynne Franks legs up over her head and then go in through her back doors squealing like a rutting boar. So SOPs really...although when I say rather I mean because Gemma would spurn me with a look.

Cerys Matthews, Welsh or not, has gorgeous waps and I think I may have to involve her and Anna R-R in some from of three-way scenario, possibly involving the eels which so freaked out Dickinson and then again possibly involving a lot of huffing and a premature ejaculation...so SOPs once again really.
Yeah I've clocked Anna R-R nice funbags and her and Gemma could get felched up, could'nt do Cerys I'm afraid ( the accent boyo ...too Welsh ) but she could watch tied up with a ball gag
 
#17
Damn I bet she's wetter than an otters pocket right now in that jungle...
 
#18
Then I'd get previous winner Iceland chav mum Kerry Katona parachuted in for some hot dutch backdoor action...
 
#20
Ceres Matthews ?ugly welsh dog
 

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