I'm a Celeb! Who are you?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chocolate_frog, Dec 4, 2012.

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  1. She heard you.
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  2. That's after I dry humped her.
  3. She has the look of a girl in possession of a proper 9 volter, at least when she's on DeadEnders anyway...
  4. I think it would be good if you were dropped into the jungle...

    ...from 50,000 feet and handcuffed to a panther with vertigo.

    You cock.
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  5. "Please stop Chocolate Log from starting shit threads, the cock!"
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  6. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

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  7. It's more than a fucking hint!
    I've seen better faces on a cliff.
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  8. I saw the so-called stunt, and it was no big deal. Not at all. This is making a mountain out of a mole hill.
  9. The celeb mongs always piss me off wailing about missing their families after only a few weeks, whilst earning tens of thousands.
  10. Seems to be a bit of a trend forming here...
  11. It's about that time of the month unfortunately.
  12. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    I have not the faintest idea who Charlie Brooks is, what she has done or anything. Is she Rebekah Brooks mongier sister or is she the woman with no bra from the gardening shows?
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