Illusion shattered

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Aug 12, 2008.

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  1. For the past few months,as I have been walking the dog,I have noticed a woman whom I shall refer to as The Blonde.She has a lovely figure,everything seemed to be in the right place.My problem was that I never got close enough to see her face close too.I tried varying my route and timing,but The Blonde always evaded me.
    Then this morning,it finally happened.We met face to face.You remember the day you discovered that Santa was not real?It was like that,but so much worse.I am no oil painting,but this woman was taking the p#ss.
    She must have hit every branch as she fell through the Ugly Tree.

    She does however have a lovely Border Terrier.
  2. I beliee the technical term is a "Low Resolution Fox" ;)
  3. Though I believe that the lay term is "Hot From Far Away" ! :D
  4. Have you never heard of a paper bag? :wink:
  5. Regionally known as a Feffer. Fit from far, but far from fit.
  6. Might not be mutton though. Might be young, free and minging.
  7. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Correct term is 'still a fanciable woman'.

    Well, I can't be choosy!
  8. Mantelpieces, pokers and fireplaces come to mind. Get in there!
  9. msr

    msr LE

    Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
  10. I always thought it was BOBFOC :)

    Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

    Edited to add: Beaten to it by MSR
  11. vvaannmmaann, I beleive we need to see photographic evidence of this fit body, without clothing of course, for research purposes only.

    We'll get someone to photoshop the face
  12. Just bend her over and do her from behind, you poof.

    Just leave the Border Terrier alone, you sicko.
  13. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    I always used Good From Far, Far From Good. I shall now be using Feffer, however :)
  14. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

    She may be seen as DDG by some people (blind ones with no hands).

    But, come on, let us have some piccies so we can make our own minds up.
  15. Should I ask her for a full frontal piccie,or go down the covert route? Either way has possible complications.