Illegal Immigration Freeze

#1
This may well be a hoax but there's a touch of irony here;
Timesonline said:
Police in northern France were searching yesterday for five migrants in danger of freezing to death after locking themselves in the back of a refrigerated lorry in a bid to reach Britain.

One of the migrants, thought to be Afghans, called the emergency services yesterday with a mobile telephone to plead for help and say that a child travelling with the group was close to losing consciousness.

The evening news bulletin on TF1, France’s biggest channel, said a night in the back of the lorry could prove fatal. ”It’s a life or death race to find them, ”said Laurence Ferrari, the presenter.

Temperatures can drop to minus 25C in refrigerated lorries.

Link TimesOnLine
 
#3
part of me is disappointed now, did they find them all rock hard and huddled together?

I was hoping this was the answer to the illegal immigrant problem in UK, you know, the one that means if they haven't got a passport they can't be deported and are given bail to appear at a later date, at which point the narrator, says "he was never seen again"

Instead of banging em up in prison lets try cryogenics, freeze the fcukers, when you get enough for a full container, (shouldn't take long the way the fcukers are throwing themselves at UK).

Load up a ship and sail em back home, once the container has been landed on their foriegn soil it becomes their property.

For thise of a more nervous disposition, maybe we should cut out the freezing part, I just thought it would be more economical, less squealing, (well after the first 8 hours) and cleaner (not so much excretia to have to clean up)
 
#7
Father_Famine said:
part of me is disappointed now, did they find them all rock hard and huddled together?

I was hoping this was the answer to the illegal immigrant problem in UK, you know, the one that means if they haven't got a passport they can't be deported and are given bail to appear at a later date, at which point the narrator, says "he was never seen again"

Instead of banging em up in prison lets try cryogenics, freeze the fcukers, when you get enough for a full container, (shouldn't take long the way the fcukers are throwing themselves at UK).

Load up a ship and sail em back home, once the container has been landed on their foriegn soil it becomes their property.

For thise of a more nervous disposition, maybe we should cut out the freezing part, I just thought it would be more economical, less squealing, (well after the first 8 hours) and cleaner (not so much excretia to have to clean up)

Why?? Save the taxpayer the cost of that and make money. Just stand them in a line in front of a wrecking ball..instant fertilizer.
 
#8
Can we hope for a flash French strike and the Ports be kept shut for a couple of extra days, but knowing the French they would probably surrender just in case.
 
#9
Are they dead yet?
Will the truck driver get fined for having frozen Afghan's stowed away?



The only erson I feel sorry for is the poor sod who unloads the container to find frozen solid illegal immigrants amongst the cargo.
 
#13
What we need now is for Vlad the Impaler to be resurrected, then we can have giant Afghan-flavoured ice lollies.

Or perhaps not.
 
#14
This has been taken very seriously by UK Police a Unit has been dispatched to Dover a spokesman for Aberdeen Police confirm they have sent a Panda ETA Sunday around tea time
 
#15
cbgramc said:
This has been taken very seriously by UK Police a Unit has been dispatched to Dover a spokesman for Aberdeen Police confirm they have sent a Panda ETA Sunday around tea time
Thats Sunday 31st Feb 2022, just in case your wondering.
 
#17
bossyboots said:
cbgramc said:
This has been taken very seriously by UK Police a Unit has been dispatched to Dover a spokesman for Aberdeen Police confirm they have sent a Panda ETA Sunday around tea time
Thats Sunday 31st Feb 2022, just in case your wondering.
Bloody hell!, that is serious for the Aberdeen bill.
 
#19
brettarider said:
Good France can keep them if they find them before getting out of Calais

Think they are still in flip flops* :D
[*Flipflops = a small village outside of Calais]
 
#20
Why weren`t the frog`s searching for them BEFORE the phone call? Where did the phone come from? How did they get a signal fron inside a lorry? Are we sure they got on one COMMING to the UK & not going Italy?
 

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