"Ill cut off body parts for money"

#1
This guy: http://www.cutitoff.tk/

Has said he will cut off a finger when he gets to $2500 of donations, he also states

"If this is a successful project I might considering cutting off other parts aswell, though I have not given it much thought"

And he describes himself...

"As I mentioned earlier my name is Fred. I have lived here in Canada all my life, I graduated from High School 1991 and since then I have had a variety of low paid jobs to get by.
When I lost my last job I started thinking about how I can make some money without busting my ass as a dishwasher or worse so I figured I could put up some freakshow on the internet where I cut off my fingers for money.

-Yes I am a lazy sonofabitch but I have always handled pain well!"

I say it's a bluff that we should duly call :thumright:
 
#3
I'm sure I read some where that you can have a toe lopped off in hospital and have it put back on to help junior surgens get practice. . . . . and you get paid for it.
 
#4
LordVonHarley said:
I'm sure I read some where that you can have a toe lopped off in hospital and have it put back on to help junior surgens get practice. . . . . and you get paid for it.
Indeed you do sir, I have chums who do medical trails and for this little beaut, i'm led to believe payment is in the region of £10K :D
 
#5
Social_Handgrenade said:
LordVonHarley said:
I'm sure I read some where that you can have a toe lopped off in hospital and have it put back on to help junior surgens get practice. . . . . and you get paid for it.
Indeed you do sir, I have chums who do medical trails and for this little beaut, i'm led to believe payment is in the region of £10K :D
In other words, this dipshit can come over to Blighty and make about 20 times as much AND get the finger back.

Now, do we tell him or do we let him go for it and (hopefully) let Mr Darwin do his thing?
 
#6
Social_Handgrenade said:
LordVonHarley said:
I'm sure I read some where that you can have a toe lopped off in hospital and have it put back on to help junior surgens get practice. . . . . and you get paid for it.
Indeed you do sir, I have chums who do medical trails and for this little beaut, i'm led to believe payment is in the region of £10K :D
Where do i sign up ? :lol:
 
#7
wonder how far he'd go, if he actually wasnt bluffing that is.
 
#8
I once took out an insurance policy that said that if I lost my big toe, I'd get £10K. Only £3K for the others.

I can live without a big toe.
 
#9
i take it though that your policy says that if u lose your toe it must be accidental or through no fault of your own?
 
#11
Social_Handgrenade said:
LordVonHarley said:
I'm sure I read some where that you can have a toe lopped off in hospital and have it put back on to help junior surgens get practice. . . . . and you get paid for it.
Indeed you do sir, I have chums who do medical trails and for this little beaut, i'm led to believe payment is in the region of £10K :D
Do you get a shot of whisky and a fag while they're cutting it off ?
 
#14
LordVonHarley said:
I'm sure I read some where that you can have a toe lopped off in hospital and have it put back on to help junior surgens get practice. . . . . and you get paid for it.
.
Mrs John Wayne Bobbit tried to do her bit to further medical freshmen's practice too!
 
#18
I can think of a few people who i could nominate to have body parts removed, never mind the anesthetic, a whiff of dettol and a couple of house bricks would do the job nicely....
 
#19
scotlass said:
I can think of a few people who i could nominate to have body parts removed, never mind the anesthetic, a whiff of dettol and a couple of house bricks would do the job nicely....
Time of the month or did someone just pi*s you off!! 8O
 

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#20
scotlass said:
I can think of a few people who i could nominate to have body parts removed, never mind the anesthetic, a whiff of dettol and a couple of house bricks would do the job nicely....
You promised that would just be our little bit of fun! Not to tell everyone what we did!
 

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