Ill be buggered if I go drinking with him!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by EX_STAB, Aug 26, 2009.

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  2. It sounds like one of those 'I don't know how it got there' moments.
     
  3. Would suggest that the photo shows the moment of insertion....
     
  4. I thought that was George Best in the top picture!!
     
  5. Where's Michael Barrymore these days ?
     
  6. That's why he looks so surprised !
     
  7. Is Barrymore still doing 'pool parties?
     
  8. Yes, but not to be confused with 'poo' parties, or is it?
     
  9. yes must be a common complaint...you know when that 5KG rubber fire extinguisher getss stuck up your dung funnel.... :safe:

    I like the way it was classed as a "prank" 8O
     
  10. Was Mandy showing him some new tricks
     
  11. Yet another pending untimely death I look forward to, the drug driving tw*t! (I mention the drug driving rather than his romantic unorthodoxy because it would not be acceptable to mention his sordid rectal based activites under current Orwellian circumstances)

    :oops:
     
  12. buckfast enema anyone?
     
  13. Will the removal of said obstruction from his gay fun hole result in the release of a cloud of deadly gas?

    I thought arrse was now committed to ensuring that gays were not found in gas filled rooms? Surely some mistake?
     
  14. Shouldn't the title of this thread be:

    I'd be buggered if I went out with him?

    :D
     
  15. Kinda reminds me off that sketch from Little Britain...the married gay politician!

    "I was changing my clothes when a fire broke out in the house!
    Naked, I grabbed the fire extinguisher when I fell over and it entered me.
    That is the end of the matter!"

    :)