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B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
The human body can live without the Appendix, due to it being redunant in these modern times!

How come women still have opinions? :?
 

Legs

ADC
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#2
How come men have arrseholes. With so much sh1t that comes out of their mouths do they need an extra outlet? :wink:
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#5
Legs said:
How come men have arrseholes. With so much sh1t that comes out of their mouths do they need an extra outlet? :wink:
They do say there is nothing worse than a reformed smoker.......
 
#6
And please enlighten me to the purpose of men? In the world of domestic livestock, a few exceptional male specimens are retained for breeding purposes. The rest are castrated or killed.
 
#7
I hate being a man, I would love to be a woman (but not in "that" way!) I would stay at home and fiddle with myself ALL day long......oh and I would be a lesbian as well!
 
#8
bovvy said:
And please enlighten me to the purpose of men? In the world of domestic livestock, a few exceptional male specimens are retained for breeding purposes. The rest are castrated or killed.
Perhaps Bovvy, but without men who's going to open your jars and winebottles, replace fuses, program your video, mow your lawn and explain how to turn on your fog lights..........again.
 
#9
If the 24hour drinking culture has been embraced by insalubrious saloons up and down the country.....
Why is it still unacceptable to drink G&Ts during your working day?
 
#10
sandmanfez said:
bovvy said:
And please enlighten me to the purpose of men? In the world of domestic livestock, a few exceptional male specimens are retained for breeding purposes. The rest are castrated or killed.
Perhaps Bovvy, but without men who's going to open your jars and winebottles, replace fuses, program your video, mow your lawn and explain how to turn on your fog lights..........again.
I do all that, Sandy. I don't have a man littering up the place. Even when I had a man, I did all that stuff ....... and he did the cooking and vacuuming.
 
#11
bovvy said:
sandmanfez said:
bovvy said:
And please enlighten me to the purpose of men? In the world of domestic livestock, a few exceptional male specimens are retained for breeding purposes. The rest are castrated or killed.
Perhaps Bovvy, but without men who's going to open your jars and winebottles, replace fuses, program your video, mow your lawn and explain how to turn on your fog lights..........again.
I do all that, Sandy. I don't have a man littering up the place. Even when I had a man, I did all that stuff ....... and he did the cooking and vacuuming.
Thats a revelation Bovvy, I din't realise that you and Legs were once an item. Did he wear a pinny?
 
#12
She is right women dont need men now that we have pretty much built the world we live in we have made ourselves surplus to requirements.

But a world without men wouldnt last long women would start a new world war every month when the painters are in. Or ruin economy,s with national projects based on jealousy and oneupmanship. 8O
 
#13
joey_deacons_lad said:
But a world without men wouldnt last long women would start a new world war every month when the painters are in. Or ruin economy,s with national projects based on jealousy and oneupmanship. 8O
'because men have never done that' :roll:
 

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#15
Ego, greed, intolerance. The real causes of war.

All three of these are very male traits.
 
#17
joey_deacons_lad said:
Nope power money and religion thats why we start wars

now 2 sugars and too much milk this time love
thats me put down then ..... :roll: pass me your cup i havent skiffed anything worth while recently
 

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#18
looney said:
Man invented women. We got it wrong somewhere though.
Exactly. Human 2.1. The new model is better than the one it replaced. The only place man went wrong was in not realising that you were being superceded.
 
#19
I like women ... I think there should be more of them.

I think you should be able to keep three of them at once.

btw ... my girlfriend has been away for a week and I'm lonely

:(
 
#20
pass me your cup i havent skiffed anything worth while recently

Why do it on my cup i'll gladly lick your winnit encrusted fingers clean can you do a 10 mile tab first for that extra special taste. Menstural blood would be very welcome too im leaking sex wee at the thought
 

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