If Youve Got Nothing Better To Do...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Apr 16, 2005.

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  1. how 'bout taking the advice of an old Mafia Don and go swim with the fishes?

    There's a tour group forming to travel to the Top Ten places to swim with Sharks..start off in the Caribbean where the adventurous [ foolhardy ] can actually don chainmail swimsuits and hand-feed sharks...a stop at the Galapagos Islands to 'view' Hammerheads in their natural environment and finish up [ if you aren't sharkbait by then ] in Oz at the Ningaloo Reef where you can snorkel alongside some of the most dangerous sharks on the planet [ briefly, no doubt ]...

    " Look, Honey!.. A Great White!.. No.. wait, its only ctauch. "
    da da da da da da dadadada ... " Where's that music coming from ? "
    " Honey? ...hon......"

    'ello, luv.. you alone then?"
    " Yes..I'm um - recently widowed... "

    truly daft people in the world...
  2. Chainmail swinsuits?

    Wouldn't that result in a rather fast, permanent trip to the bottom?
  3. Come to think of it, if these are some of the truly deadliest sharks in the world...would chainmail stop their jaws of mass chewing?