If your boss was a woman

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  1. What would you do ?
  2. Hope to be sexually harassed by her.
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  3. My boss is a woman, and so is yours if you're married.
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  4. I've had two female bosses, one was not very good looking but a brilliant boss and very good at her job. The other was gorgeous and hopeless, I learned a lot from the first and got crabs from the second.
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  5. My last boss was a woman. I took her to Paris, dined and wined her. My contract was renewed...
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  6. But not wined, dined and sixty-nined?
  7. Guns

    Guns LE Moderator Book Reviewer
    1. The Royal Navy

    My boss is a woman. And god bless Her Majesty.
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  8. last 2 female bosses - Slept with one good sex, cracking tits, but caused problems at work, 2nd one was a lesbian, not the greatest looking, but had Chinese girlfriend! Wasn't worth thinking about them, I mean what do they do in bed anyway? Scissors or something??!!
  9. Woman as a boss?

    That'll never happen, will it...

  10. I find that rock beats scissors. That's why I threatened my lesbian neighbours with a brick when I raped them.

    I take it you've been at a carrier bag of superglue again ciggie?
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  11. I'm suprised - you didn't seem to do a very good job as a bodyguard...


    Or was the boss you refer to actually Stella Rimington? In which case, job jobbed - well done fella!
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  12. I've had a female boss who shat on every other boss I've eve had. I fucking loathed her for a couple of months, but once i'd worked her out she was fucking awesome.

    I couldn't fuck her because she was rats, even when she tarted herself up
  13. What would I do? Try and get in her knickers of course, like I do every other shift.
  14. WOW! Sweet dreams, a Woman shitting on you, heaven!
  15. A gentleman never kisses arse to get re-employed and tells!