If You Were God

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  1. If you were God and could redesign the human male and female anatomy what changes would you make, and what differences would you specify for different occupations or nationalities.
  2. Surely my login would be 'tropper'
  3. I have good news and bad news.

    I am God but I'll not be taking any advice on changing the human form as I'm busy designing a breed of Dinosaur that ejaculates liquid gold from its cactus shaped penis which doubles up as a guitar for it to make money in the London underground whilst topping up on sperm levels by eating the vagina of 36 year old business women with chubby legs..
  4. Novel. Best of luck with that one, and we look forward to seeing it on the streets soon.
  5. Armour-plated bollocks and a bigger cock. But only for me.
  6. I wouldn't waste time pissing about with the human form, I'd be busy smiting the UK with gale-force winds and heavy wintry rain between Christmas and New Year.

    Think on.
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  7. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    nope tropper was there first, he invented god apparently. mainly so god could invent adam and eve and therefore porn!
  8. Show some respect man. I created tits in a day.
  9. We're not worthy.
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  10. A good improvement would be having both male an d female genitalia, then I could really fuck myself.

    Just sayin like.
  11. God-Walt!:grin:
  12. Seasonal thought--- if god had a wank instead of bonking mary madgalin, would we celebrate Christmas on Palm sunday
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  13. Tits are greate. you didn't share them out very well, did you?
  14. Thats clever - I'll kill you last.

  15. That's funny, I almost got killed by a pair of tits once. Well, numerous occasions actually.