If you went 'postal' what would you use?

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  1. I've been looking at the L9a1 thread this morning and a mong at work had a hissy fit because it featured pictures of handguns and upset their delicate sensibilities.

    Just to annoy the cock further please tell me what weapon you would use to clear an office full of useless pricks. Please post pictures so I can watch the throbber have a heart attack.

    I'm unable to post pictures from work but was thinking of a Minimi with enough link for the job and lump hammer for up close work.
  2. sarin gas would be better for n office enviroment
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Can I use an Apache? (No, not the North American Indian)
  4. How about this, loaded with canister?[​IMG]
  5. How big are the doors to your office?
  6. Give em a sporting chance

    A sharpes 50 or similar :)
  7. wedge_cadman

    wedge_cadman War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    The Franking machine from the post room.... right not that type of postal. Just beat them over the head with it ;-)
  8. I'd use this S&W Model 29 .44 Magnum


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  9. Thanks ND, that's a possible for my new screensaver.
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    If you let me use one then they will be a dam sight bigger than they are now.
  11. jim24

    jim24 Book Reviewer

    only thats a 629
  12. Fair on B and T. Wish granted but post results on YouTube.