If you wanted rid of me...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by stokerboy81, Oct 5, 2012.

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  1. ...how would you do it? Get me drunk and plonk me in an impact zone, or something else?

    **Just a hypothetical question...not avocating or encouraging anything...**
  2. I'd turn off the computer.
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  3. Yeah but you'd keep peeking.
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  4. Like a moth to a flame......
  5. Capture.jpg
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  6. 5 posts in all. 3 in the "perfect murder" thread, one in a thread he has started called "if you wanted rid of me..." and one in a thread moaning about his housemate, who he considers to be an arse.

    The police are going to have a field day when his intended victim becomes his actual victim.
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  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Do a Google on 'Stockholm Syndrome'. Then visit my website where help and support is available.

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  8. You are Mark Bridger and I claim my lock of trophy hair!
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  9. What day do we get paid this month????
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  10. Can I join the Army if I can't speak English and have got diabetes and am blind?
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  11. Only if you are a one legged lesbian.
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  12. You meet all the eligibility requirements for AGC Combat Human Resources Specialist.
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  13. Dale, is that you again?
  14. Can I come into your country and take whatever I can get my thieving Paki, Pikey, Somali, West Idian,Nigerian, third world scum hands on?
  15. Can anyone else smell catshit?