If you think your wife/girlfriend is bad.....

Absolutely brilliant


Pissed myself at this one:

See if you can spot the difference between these two statements:
(a) "Those trousers make your backside look fat."
(b) "You're a repellently obese old hag upon whom I am compelled to heap insults and derision - depressingly far removed from the, 'stupid, squeaky, pocket-sized English women,' who make up my vast catalogue of former lovers and to whom I might as well return right now as I hate everything about you."
Maybe the acoustics were really bad in the dining room, or something.
True, and excellent read and quite funny.

But. This bloke has written 28,617 words, on a single page, about argueing with his girlfriend. Thats a fcuking novel!!! They should probably just call it a day.


Edited to say, just seen that the page is by Mil Millington, who is a novelist. Figures.

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