If you havent read this - do it now

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by coax-on, Nov 9, 2006.

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  1. Sorry if this has been mentioned in another thread - but if you haven't read Picking up the Brass yet - get hold of a copy - I almost p8*sed my pants reading it. It is absolutely histerical!

    It can be bought via this link


    Well worth the dead brasilian it cost

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  2. yeeessss..... you wouldn't happen to be one of the authors would you....?
  3. He isn't, but there are 2 guys on here known as "convoy_cock" and "the_rigger" who may have had something to do with it!
  4. No names, no pack drills... right? I'll look forward to borrowing a copy or getting it from Amazon's New and Used section.
  5. Tight ARRSEd Cunt.
    Why don't you just track down the authors, follow them to the bar & minesweep their beer?
  6. there speaks the voicw of experience 8O :D 8O :D
  7. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    What I was thinking BFG - support the authors, they have a sequel on the go which promises to be as funny as this one.

    Well worth a few quid and had me remembering long forgotten memories and howling with laughter. BUY IT NOW!!!
  8. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Yup, and you will end up being soo popular with comments like that.

    The book, as has been said above, was written by two of the great contributers
    to The Lamp and Sandbag forum. They also paid for its publishing
    and it has been widely acclaimed by all who have read it on Arrse.

    As an aside to all that have bought this great read- Please do not lend your copy to others, or resell it on Amazon or Ebay (not sure why you would want to anyway). Make Jack t0ssers like this but it themselves.

    Roll on the sequal!

    Yours Miffed,

    An Eddie Nugent Fan
  9. I'm definitely not selling mine, I got it signed and everything 8) .

    Changingmag & Clausewitz - A whole thread dedicated to the book, you tight fisted gits.
  10. Death Rowums - why am I tight fisted? I was merely enquiring if said contributor was genuinely bigging up the book... or genuinely bigging up his royalties. Happy to pay full whack. :)
  11. No I'm not one of the authors. I received it the other day and much to the annoyance to Mrs coax-on ignored her for said time it took to read, which took doubly as long as I spent most of the time wetting my pants with laughter.

    Hats of to convoy and rigger - why the fcuk didn't I think of doing this. Perhaps they could write one with other peoples experiences as well - a bit like the book about the Falklands Dont cry for me Sergeant major and try not to laugh sergeant major - I've got some brilliant ones