If you HAD to take it 3 Para Mortars style, who would it be?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bravo_Bravo, Aug 11, 2009.

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  1. Bravo_Bravo

    Bravo_Bravo On ROPs

    You know, for something serious like free beer all day or the rights to the TV remote control?

    I reckon either David Bowie or Mr Eastwood.
  2. Who's got all fired up by the Toilet Sex Attack Squaddy Thread then?
  3. Bravo_Bravo

    Bravo_Bravo On ROPs

    woo not seen!
  4. Jarrod. He's not very big so it wouldn't hurt much besides he's a nice lad and he wants to so badly.
  5. That big Fijian chap from the other thread sounds quite romantic, tho I heard his date was a little traumatised due to his girth. He’d have to use a lot of lube for the full effect to be enjoyed & employ some slag-jawed harlot to nosh off from the front.

  6. Deffo George Clooney he'd probably buy me fine wine's and belguim chocolates before roaring up me sh*tter to sound of Barry White ( not that I've given it much thought....)
  7. I take it I am not supposed to enjoy it, so some right ugly fucker, Prescott springs to mind.

    Mind you, One-Eye has being doing most of the country 3Para Mortars style for years.
  8. Jan the para :)
  9. Emma Watson. OOh slam it to me Emma.

    Who said it has to be a blerk. ;)
  10. Miriam still has a working todger so i guess it would have to be her,him,shim
  11. It would have to be Van Helsing's 6'10" pirate with a very thin and small strap on.

    VH if you wish to post an illustrative photo please feel free to do so ;)
  12. Such romance, such finesse! Is Barry White in the room with you or just a recording?

    What's wrong with sticking with 3 Para Mortars? Dull, but worthy.
  13. I will ask Frank, he was Mortar platoon, but he shaved his tache off when he left, he's still a cnut though.
  14. You are a sick bunch. Whatever happened to dont ask dont tell? Freakshows, the lot of you
  15. you're only jealous, Utrinque Paratus :lol: