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If you had to keep only three Countries and their populations, which and why???

Seeing how my previous thread seemed to have disappeared somewhere in the ethernet... Can't think why???

Sweden - for their dedication to the early porn industry
Canada - for being so damn nice
Netherlands - for their laidback attitude to life

Deffo wouldn't be Nigeria, Albania or Somalia!
 

Carbon 6

War Hero
Canada - Because I live here

British Isles - All of it - Because I used to live there

Israel - Because of family history

Definitely not India, Pakistan or Nigeria.
 
Seeing how my previous thread seemed to have disappeared somewhere in the ethernet... Can't think why???

Sweden - for their dedication to the early porn industry
Canada - for being so damn nice
Netherlands - for their laidback attitude to life

Deffo wouldn't be Nigeria, Albania or Somalia!


I suspect as this is a world wide forum, open to everybody, and anybody, you might,, just might, have rattled a few cages at the foriegn office, and just about every Embassy in london, resulting in the owners of the site being threatened with death and destruction by HMG, GCHQ, INTERPOL, The CIA, FBI, KGB, New Scotland yard, and the daughters of the revolution, or worse, if it was not deleted,... pronto.

Or its just another hickup in the system.....who knows!!
 
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I'd keep the US, though it'd be fine if the population is whittled down somewhat. LA can go, as can all the anti-vaxxers.

I'd keep Costa Rica; a stunningly beautiful country.

I'd also keep Norway - again, beautiful, and the people are great. Not too keen on the booze prices, but I don't drink much anyway.

The UK can go. I see little to be proud of here currently; our great deeds all seem to have been in the past - and the people are all either politics obsessed or dole scum.
 
I suspect as this is a world wide forum, open to everybody, and anybody, you might,, just might, have rattled a few cages at the foriegn office, and just about every Embassy in london, resulting in the owners of the site being threatened with death and destruction by HMG, GCHQ, INTERPOL, The CIA, FBI, KGB, New Scotland yard, and the mothers of the revolution, or worse, if it was not deleted,... pronto.

Or its just another hickup in the system.....who knows!!

I think maybe the former.
 
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Teeblerone

Old-Salt
The UK, coz of the beer & whisk(e)y, Italy for food & Sophia Loren (as was), New Zealand for being generally nice.
Zipwire connecting all 3.

Though The Swedes make decent whiskey, cars and That Other Thing mentioned above, Canada looks fun. Some Kiwi beer's OK, decent beaches...Maybe Tappet's got a point...
 
Canada. Coz I live here.

The U.K Coz I used to live there and still have family there.

The U.S. We all need someone to take the piss out of and be reminded 'How not to do things."
 

Nemesis44UK

LE
Book Reviewer
I'd keep:
Canada
The Netherlands
Sweden

If someone offered me a job in Canada, I would emigrate faster than than a Syrian on a lilo.

I think the UK is finished. The values that I cherish such as work ethic, respect and self-discipline are gone from society, even within my lifetime.

Dole-bludgers, chavs, pikeys and politicians with personal agendas, state broadcasters and the wokerati have ruined this once lovely country.

There is no fixing it.
 
I'd keep:
Canada
The Netherlands
Sweden

If someone offered me a job in Canada, I would emigrate faster than than a Syrian on a lilo.

I think the UK is finished. The values that I cherish such as work ethic, respect and self-discipline are gone from society, even within my lifetime.

Dole-bludgers, chavs, pikeys and politicians with personal agendas, state broadcasters and the wokerati have ruined this once lovely country.

There is no fixing it.

Great minds.
 
I'd keep:
Canada
The Netherlands
Sweden

If someone offered me a job in Canada, I would emigrate faster than than a Syrian on a lilo.

I think the UK is finished. The values that I cherish such as work ethic, respect and self-discipline are gone from society, even within my lifetime.

Dole-bludgers, chavs, pikeys and politicians with personal agendas, state broadcasters and the wokerati have ruined this once lovely country.

There is no fixing it.


I fully agree, however as a retired old fart, its my sons, daughters and grandchildren that I fear for, what sort of society and quality of life, work and play are the going to inherit. The 650 MP's in the HoP, and the 800 dozy old farts in the HoL's, are the ones that have over decades implemented policy, in conjunction with their paymasters in commerce and big business, ably assisted by the faceless, and un-sackable Whitehall civil service mandarins, that has brought this once great country to its knees, not helped by short sighted union leaders in the 70's. Its all gone to rats shit.
 
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-Canada, the good- great country to live with lots of room to move about and live as you wish
The bad- there's French here but at least they breed excellent strippers

-UK

-Dealers choice- any nordic country that makes high grade porn....
 
US cause I dont have to learn how to speak Foreign and its got the Bahamas
Austria cause the skiing is good

I dont think anywhere else is worth keeping
 
Malta: nearer the Equator than Algeria, charabanc buses drive on the left, prices are good, everybody has a gun. Fishing's shite until you're 40 miles offshore though. Migrants on drifting ships are towed away so they hit the Sicily current instead.

Bahrain: fishing's better and officials just lurve the Brits. Fit Venezualan lady 'housekeeper', £300 p.m. Everybody has a bigger gun. Big cars cost tuppence and fuel is even cheaper.

Isle of Wight: just to feel superior. Buses drive where they can, fishing's very good indeed. All guns are "Off Ticket", whatever that means. Highest rate of STD's in the UK, there's not much on of an evening.
 
Great Britain

North America, and because of Alaska being a state that could spare Canada apart from Quebec.

and Australia.
 

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