......What would it be? I quite fancied tourettes for reasons that have been discussed on here ad infinitum, but my latest is definitely Narcolepsy. I watched Cutting edge on C4 last night and to be quite frank I don't see the downside. There are no disturbing ticks, growths, huge foreheads, dribbling et al. You aren't going to die any earlier and you get loads of Gonk in a wide variety of public places. I wasn't convinced until I heard about the amazing hallucinations that appear almost real. Narcolepsy. Its for (sleeping) winners.