When I was younger & went to a 'petting zoo' I got to bottle feed lambs & goats. One of the toothless lambs mistook one of my fingers for a teat & clamped its lips over it. Bearing in mind that a lamb is considerably smaller than a calf, the pain that you'd suffer if a calf clamped its lips over ANY part of your anatomy (let alone the rather sensitive part to which you allude) would be quite intense. And not in a good way!
Oh, & the fact that you have given reasons WHY you'd like to 'do' certain animals actually makes the whole thing a lot MORE worrying!
Well I've Fudged a few animals/beasts in mi time, right little ravers and the odd gronk (doing them a favour as the pop star said).
I'd like ta try the liitle mini skirted bitch who hangs out in one down town bar but judging from the state of the young stallions she has wasted, think I'd be wasting her time and my money.
Stop lying ctauch! You know your relationship with your dog goes beyond the 'normal' (i.e. accepted norm for everyone in the world except Hill-Billies) 'man's best friend' partnership. Getting its teeth & claws removed kind of advertised this fact.
i wonder... if you actually humped a female gorrilla (and managed to live) would there be a chance that you could knock her up?
or is that where those fierce sergeant majors with crazy taches come from?