If you had to have sex with an animal.......

#1
what would it be?
for me it would have to be either a young virginal hippo with a big round arrse, or perhaps a girraffe, a majestic if not rather tall creature but nevertheless still very shaggable :?
 
#3
8O 8O 8O 8O :?
 
#4
i was watching a program on the telly about them cows calfs being fed from a bottle, you should have seen them suck!!!
8O 8O 8O
food for thought :?
:lol:
 
#5
copey said:
i was watching a program on the telly about them cows calfs being fed from a bottle, you should have seen them suck!!!
8O 8O 8O
food for thought :?
:lol:
When I was younger & went to a 'petting zoo' I got to bottle feed lambs & goats. One of the toothless lambs mistook one of my fingers for a teat & clamped its lips over it. Bearing in mind that a lamb is considerably smaller than a calf, the pain that you'd suffer if a calf clamped its lips over ANY part of your anatomy (let alone the rather sensitive part to which you allude) would be quite intense. And not in a good way! :twisted:

Oh, & the fact that you have given reasons WHY you'd like to 'do' certain animals actually makes the whole thing a lot MORE worrying! 8O
 
#6
you should have read the thread title my dear...
if you HAD to ... etc
now, whats your answer? :wink:
 
#8
heheh! im sure you would'nt have to look far, there are plenty of them in this job!
you have pm
 
#9
copey you must be welsh or a redneck septic...I think the former rather then the later since your english is far better then any redneck's :D
 
#10
ah, your so wrong!
lets stop avoiding the issue eh?
whats your animal choice?
 
#11
If I had to choose I would reluctantly do an oznamong :oops:
 
#12
Well I've Fudged a few animals/beasts in mi time, right little ravers and the odd gronk (doing them a favour as the pop star said).
I'd like ta try the liitle mini skirted bitch who hangs out in one down town bar but judging from the state of the young stallions she has wasted, think I'd be wasting her time and my money.
john
 
#13
Stop lying ctauch! You know your relationship with your dog goes beyond the 'normal' (i.e. accepted norm for everyone in the world except Hill-Billies) 'man's best friend' partnership. Getting its teeth & claws removed kind of advertised this fact. :roll: :wink:
 
#14
yes, ive scuttled a couple of dogs and a few cows in my time too, lets have some witty creative animal preferences tho! :D
 
#15
copey said:
yes, ive scuttles a couple of dogs and a few cows in my time too, lets have some witty creative animal preferences tho! :D
A sloth, the feckers are too lazy to fight back :roll:
 
#16
Been up to my armpit in a deer once, ok so I was removing a stillborn fawn but thank fcuk there was no cunny funt with a camera around. :oops:

OK, if I really had to...mermaid, unicorn, dodo and the yeti. :lol:
 
#17
i wonder... if you actually humped a female gorrilla (and managed to live) would there be a chance that you could knock her up?
.
or is that where those fierce sergeant majors with crazy taches come from?
:roll:
 
#18
I take it all back I would rather suck a fart out of a crack whores arrse before I elect to fornicate with an animal (that includes throwing one in oxnamong)
 
#19
ha ha ha! :lol: fcuking PMSL :lol:

suck a fart...thats absolutely disgusting... you should be ashamed! :lol:
 
#20
Didosdadsdogsdead said:
OK, if I really had to...mermaid, unicorn, dodo and the yeti.
Based on the anatomy of a mermaid as seen in Disney's "the little mermaid", I don't know if there's anywhere to put your piece. Might have to be a nautical BJ.
 
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