If you had the shot...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spent_case, Jul 17, 2009.

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  1. Who would you kill and why?

    Jimmy Saville. I wrote that cnut over 30 fcuking times. He didn't fix fack all for me.
  2. You have to even ask?

  3. If I had the shot? There's a thing.

    People I work for, or people I work with.

    Is it a big gun or can I just hit them repeatedly until the ambulance arrives and say "No, he's fine he's just tired" :)
  4. That fcuker spent case.
    "If they hadn't cut the dance scene out of Star Wars I'd be famous" Bleeting cnut.
  5. No, you big silly, in life, who would get it?

    I can't believe you can't spell cunt.
  6. Yeah right enough, spent looks a bit pink,like stormtrooper thermedore.

    Alright Hoshi Yakamura, Casio's chief accountant.

    Some brilliant engineer puts his life into making a ten year lithium polymer battery for a watch the size of an eyelash, then this cnut makes sure they shave half a yen of the gross unit cost and they end up putting a strap on it that lasts 18 months.

  7. Gosh you're angry.

    I, personally, have a man who fixes my watch batteries.

    You must be poor.
  8. naaaawww jokio.
  9. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    Mandelson. But not with a shot. Too quick, I want him to watch straight porn whilst the soles of his feet are burned off with blowtorches whilst he is suspended by his lower jaw on a meathook. Following that I want something really nasty to happen to him but I'm too gentle minded to think of anything.
  10. Michael Jackson.
    Wait, nevermind.
  11. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    why on earth do you want to go easy on the slimy cnut for?
  12. Im guessing you are referring to Gordon Brown? If i had the shot i would also take the life of that fat useless cnut preferably with his head exploding in a very public place :)
  13. Anyone on a push bike on my commute route.
  14. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Major A***** and his bum-chums for trying to get Arrse shut down and for getting MDN sacked. :evil: