If you had the shot...

#1
Who would you kill and why?

Jimmy Saville. I wrote that cnut over 30 fcuking times. He didn't fix fack all for me.
 
#3
If I had the shot? There's a thing.

People I work for, or people I work with.

Is it a big gun or can I just hit them repeatedly until the ambulance arrives and say "No, he's fine he's just tired" :)
 
#5
corridor_of_Powers said:
That fcuker spent case.
"If they hadn't cut the dance scene out of Star Wars I'd be famous" Bleeting cnut.
No, you big silly, in life, who would get it?

I can't believe you can't spell cunt.
 
#6
Yeah right enough, spent looks a bit pink,like stormtrooper thermedore.

Alright Hoshi Yakamura, Casio's chief accountant.

Some brilliant engineer puts his life into making a ten year lithium polymer battery for a watch the size of an eyelash, then this cnut makes sure they shave half a yen of the gross unit cost and they end up putting a strap on it that lasts 18 months.

BASTARD.....DIE...DIE..DIE...
 
#7
corridor_of_Powers said:
Yeah right enough, spent looks a bit pink,like stormtrooper thermedore.

Alright Hoshi Yakamura, Casio's chief accountant.

Some brilliant engineer puts his life into making a ten year lithium polymer battery for a watch the size of an eyelash, then this cnut makes sure they shave half a yen of the gross unit cost and they end up putting a strap on it that lasts 18 months.

BASTARD.....DIE...DIE..DIE...
Gosh you're angry.

I, personally, have a man who fixes my watch batteries.

You must be poor.
 

mercurydancer

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#9
Mandelson. But not with a shot. Too quick, I want him to watch straight porn whilst the soles of his feet are burned off with blowtorches whilst he is suspended by his lower jaw on a meathook. Following that I want something really nasty to happen to him but I'm too gentle minded to think of anything.
 

maguire

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#11
mercurydancer said:
Mandelson. But not with a shot. Too quick, I want him to watch straight porn whilst the soles of his feet are burned off with blowtorches whilst he is suspended by his lower jaw on a meathook. Following that I want something really nasty to happen to him but I'm too gentle minded to think of anything.
why on earth do you want to go easy on the slimy cnut for?
 

Auld-Yin

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#15
Major A***** and his bum-chums for trying to get Arrse shut down and for getting MDN sacked. :evil:
 

Pararegtom

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#20
Could I have the Magic Bullet and Start with the Liebour cabinet and then Major A :wink:
 

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