If you had Money

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Spank-it, Apr 28, 2008.

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  1. I mean lots of it, tons of dough, a shed full of moolah, kallybash coming out your ying yang etc, etc.

    What would you buy ? Words are good but Piccy's are better !

    To start with I would buy these for Rememberance Day
     

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  2. Power, Take over the Gobment from the outside and turn it into a Tolatorian state and go to war with anything to keep the public opressed...but thats just me.

    Oh oh also i would "buy" Emma Watson.

    And a Mansion with a big fcuk off cave....with bats!
     
  3. This here Island in Fiji looks rather nice.

    Its only up for 25,000,000 euro's aswell
    Cheap as chips
     

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  4. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)


    looks nice ... but then again - no power - no internet ... NO ARRSE ... NOOOO :lol:
     
  5. Of course I would not reside there.

    However it would be a fantastic place to train my military for the grand task of taking back the british isles from the grasps of communism :D

    I dare say the diving and general wildlife would be pretty good too :D
     
  6. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    You are a star. What a great website to waste work time on.
     
  7. With enough funds I am prepared to start my own Porn Movie Empire [which will generate millions more as guys like you buy my product or ' invest ' in the operation ] .

    I, of course, will personally be involved in ' auditioning' the female leads in all of the productions [ I believe I can be as randy as and as good an old lecher as H.Hef hisself well into my 90's ]..
     
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    Bird and the Merc. Why not the truck aswell.
     
  9. I'd buy one of these

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    Then fire it down the throat of this cnut

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  10. Great idea. Lets take it further.

    How about one of these

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    and let it play with

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  11. edit for being a mong
     
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    For sh!ts and giggles
     
  13. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)


    great idea - but just to make sure the job will be done properly

    why not change the first pic to this?

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  14. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs

    A troop of baboons for me might let them just wander around the back door
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