If you had Money

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Spank-it, Apr 28, 2008.

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  1. I mean lots of it, tons of dough, a shed full of moolah, kallybash coming out your ying yang etc, etc.

    What would you buy ? Words are good but Piccy's are better !

    To start with I would buy these for Rememberance Day

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  2. Power, Take over the Gobment from the outside and turn it into a Tolatorian state and go to war with anything to keep the public opressed...but thats just me.

    Oh oh also i would "buy" Emma Watson.

    And a Mansion with a big fcuk off cave....with bats!
  3. This here Island in Fiji looks rather nice.

    Its only up for 25,000,000 euro's aswell
    Cheap as chips

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  4. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    looks nice ... but then again - no power - no internet ... NO ARRSE ... NOOOO :lol:
  5. Of course I would not reside there.

    However it would be a fantastic place to train my military for the grand task of taking back the british isles from the grasps of communism :D

    I dare say the diving and general wildlife would be pretty good too :D
  6. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    You are a star. What a great website to waste work time on.
  7. With enough funds I am prepared to start my own Porn Movie Empire [which will generate millions more as guys like you buy my product or ' invest ' in the operation ] .

    I, of course, will personally be involved in ' auditioning' the female leads in all of the productions [ I believe I can be as randy as and as good an old lecher as H.Hef hisself well into my 90's ]..
  8. [​IMG]

    Bird and the Merc. Why not the truck aswell.
  9. I'd buy one of these


    Then fire it down the throat of this cnut

  10. Great idea. Lets take it further.

    How about one of these


    and let it play with

  11. edit for being a mong
  12. [​IMG]


    For sh!ts and giggles
  13. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    great idea - but just to make sure the job will be done properly

    why not change the first pic to this?

  14. A troop of baboons for me might let them just wander around the back door