If you had employees like this, what would you do?

#1
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little over 600 employees and has the following employee statistics;

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organisation is this?
 
#3
It's the UK gobment.

What have I won? :D :D :D

MsG
 

TheIronDuke

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#7
I'd guess it was Tory Peer Lord Archer but they would probably nick me for it.

Is it E Div Crime Squad?

Me Mums new boyfriend?

I dunno. I give up. Is it an internet mong joke from 1998?
 

Trans-sane

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#9
How many of them are repeat statistics though? This would reduce the number of crims, but would mean the remaining ones were more "hardened"... Would which option would be worse?
 

TheIronDuke

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#10
#11
Not in the least surprised about those statistics.

Is "unfit to Govern" the appropriate cliché ?

Who's going to stop them, anyway? :roll:
 
#12
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little over 600 employees and has the following employee statistics;

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organisation is this?
Wah? It's just not true though is it?
 
#13
spaz said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little over 600 employees and has the following employee statistics;

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organisation is this?
Wah? It's just not true though is it?
Why on earth not? I hope it is, I love to hate Labour. How much would we be unaware of if they were to get their own personal-special-privilaged FOIA? Good find Flash.

PL
 
#15
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And most of its members are perceived as having their snouts in the trough.

Even the Home Secretary!!

[But the latter may really have her snout in a bloody deep trough, £116k deep.]
 

TheIronDuke

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#16
niner_domestic said:
Snopes says it's a hoax type email based on some vague references to a few politicians in the States.
Golly gosh. I am shocked, shocked.

Lord Flasheart caught with his yellow Y fronts bunched about his ankles. and his small purple tulip winking at us in a suggestive manner.

shocked.
 
#17
Its not as if I said the article was gen or even from a reputable source for fecks sake. :roll:

It was from 'the internet'.

Unless of course some of you wish to defend the fcukwits in the House of Commons?
 
#18
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Its not as if I said the article was gen or even from a reputable source for fecks sake. :roll:

It was from 'the internet'.

Unless of course some of you wish to defend the fcukwits in the House of Commons?
Certainly not, but joining them dosen't sound like a bad idea.

&c,
-DC
 

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