If you had employees like this, what would you do?

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  1. Can you imagine working for a company that has a little over 600 employees and has the following employee statistics;

    29 have been accused of spouse abuse

    7 have been arrested for fraud

    9 have been accused of writing bad cheque's

    17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

    3 have done time for assault

    71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

    14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

    8 have been arrested for shoplifting

    21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

    84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

    Which organisation is this?
     
  2. labour?
     
  3. It's the UK gobment.

    What have I won? :D :D :D

    MsG
     
  4. Close. Its the honourable members of the House of Commons.
     
  5. House of Commons?

    edited to add...

    note to self - check for other posts :oops:
     
  6. Mongo

    Mongo LE Reviewer

    (Edit: Ooops monging it again.)

    A little under 45%, not good.
     
  7. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I'd guess it was Tory Peer Lord Archer but they would probably nick me for it.

    Is it E Div Crime Squad?

    Me Mums new boyfriend?

    I dunno. I give up. Is it an internet mong joke from 1998?
     
  8. Cripes. I don't doubt you for a minute Flash, but where did you get that from? Jaysus, what a sad record.
     
  9. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    How many of them are repeat statistics though? This would reduce the number of crims, but would mean the remaining ones were more "hardened"... Would which option would be worse?
     
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

  11. Not in the least surprised about those statistics.

    Is "unfit to Govern" the appropriate cliché ?

    Who's going to stop them, anyway? :roll:
     
  12. Wah? It's just not true though is it?
     
  13. Why on earth not? I hope it is, I love to hate Labour. How much would we be unaware of if they were to get their own personal-special-privilaged FOIA? Good find Flash.

    PL
     
  14. Snopes says it's a hoax type email based on some vague references to a few politicians in the States. We had one going around earlier about canuck government, what gave it away as a fake was they forgot the Ad Scam and subsequent convictions and sentences.

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/crime/congress.asp
     
  15. .
    And most of its members are perceived as having their snouts in the trough.

    Even the Home Secretary!!

    [But the latter may really have her snout in a bloody deep trough, £116k deep.]