If you had a free hand, how would you redesign man and woman?

#1
As the question asks, what would you change if you had free reign on a new design?
 
#5
Give women a 'nag shut-down' switch. If it looks like they're about to go off on one, they go unconscious for an hour.

Men get a natural exoskeleton to protect their balls.

The world will be a much better place all round.
 
#6
Actually the solution is quite simple. (for WE read the male of the species)

First we set "restore" (in the manner of our computer software systems) to a point about thirty minutes after "God created woman". Those of us who are unhappy about the appearance or attitude of the "creation" they have been allocated should then reset to a point thirty minutes BEFORE that momentous occasion.

Now we have a second chance. And it is in our hands not to screw it up again!

At this point I pass the motion to the floor for suggestions.

Use your new opportunity wisely gentlemen.
 
#8
Remove the nipples from men and add some hard cover for the testicles.

Women will come in for some serious redesign - disconnect the wiring from brain to uterus and connect it instead to eyes and ears; add a second vagina working 90 degrees out of phase to the other one (so there's at least one in working order at any one time); position both further away from the anus - that's always available if you want that sort of fun but it shouldn't be compulsory; find some way to connect mouth to brain without the memory having any input; regulate hormone production in some sensible way, rather than the shockingly haphazard effort we're stuck with now. Breasts... actually, breasts are fine. Breasts can stay.
 
#9
Tits would be 'non sag'!
Clunge would be self tightening, and babies would come from laying an egg no bigger than a turd
Jiz would taste like chocolate ice cream
Female body hair would cease to exist
Penii would be 'detachable' ( tours would be soooo much easier)
Men would be able to multitask ( like walking and breathing)
Wine would actually render me devastatingly attractive, funny, fabulous at dancing etc instead of just making me THINK I am.



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#17
I'd fit an extra pair of tits in the gap between the girls belly button and her hips....Plenty of room there. That's why it's called a waste ! ( waist, geddit ? No ? I'll get my coat).
 
#19
Be Turkish ( or a fully fledged Raghead), nothing like a good stoning cos the missus had a headache.

Tolerance aye?
 

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#20
Not so much redesign than reprogramming. Any woman who takes longer than 1 hour to select a pair of shoes should suffer irreversible and permanent mental shut down.
 

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