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If You Didn't Feel Old Before

#7
Never really liked that film as a kid, Weird Science, Critters & The Lost Boys were more my scene. Plus I was allowed to watch stuff like The Terminator, Aliens & Robocop unlike some of my mates so I thought I was above stuff like The Karate Kid
 

TheIronDuke

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#11
Never really liked that film as a kid, Weird Science, Critters & The Lost Boys were more my scene. Plus I was allowed to watch stuff like The Terminator, Aliens & Robocop unlike some of my mates so I thought I was above stuff like The Karate Kid
I am not sure what a karate kid is but I bet I could hoof one over a hedge.

Weird Science had Kelly Lebrock in it. Unf and pass the tissues.
 
#14
Anyone who remembers 1984 is an old cunt.

If you can remember the 80's you weren't really living it... man... Aciiiiiiiiiiiiiiid! and so forth...

Well I know I'm an old cunt. We had a very young 'celebrity booker' (Who knows?) in the studio today with a skirt so short that when she stood up from her desk her whole arse cheek was displayed. I found myself telling a female colleague so she could correct the wardrobe malfunction.

Naturally I gave myself a good punch in the cods when I realized the enormity of what I had said - but the damage was done.
 
#15
I am not sure what a karate kid is but I bet I could hoof one over a hedge.

Weird Science had Kelly Lebrock in it. Unf and pass the tissues.
I should be ashamed of myself, I find the idea of a small asian child being hoofed over a hedge highly amusing, I'm not ashamed though, does it make you a bad person to find small asian childrens short and involuntary flights over garden shrubbery amusing?

Or am I just a cunt.....

Little asian hedgehopping cunts......
 
#16
I should be ashamed of myself, I find the idea of a small asian child being hoofed over a hedge highly amusing, I'm not ashamed though, does it make you a bad person to find small asian childrens short and involuntary flights over garden shrubbery amusing?

Or am I just a cunt.....

Little asian hedgehopping cunts......
All very well and good except the 'Karate Kid' in question was a small Italian child. (later updated to a small Afro American child)
 

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