If you COULD swap........

What I would swap for....

  • Beaver Box

    Votes: 3 33.3%
  • Titties

    Votes: 5 55.6%
  • Back Doors

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bigger Nuts

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A nice Fish Smell

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • Fat Arse and Thighs

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    9
#1
If you could swap your tackle for the opposite sex what would you choose ?

Lets be honest chaps who hasn't wanted to be a chick for a day (or more), and we all know you have worn your moms/dads/sisters stockings and sussies...

What if chicks ended up with a dong, what would they do 1st ? My guess is get a blowjob followed by.............another one

Ok, we need to stretch the imagination a bit. lets pretend you wake up, not just with opposite genitalia but the entire looks and gizmo's that come with it already attached, snatch, titties, good looks, the lot.


So the question is, WHAT would you do if you woke up one groggy morning only to stumble into the bathroom to find your widjy is now a snatch and you need to sit down for a pee ?

What would your 1st priority be ?
 

FrosteeMARIA

LE
Gallery Guru
#3
I guess it would be the same old same old. Men and dogs.
If you can't eat and/or fuck it, piss on it and walk away.
 
L

lumpy2

Guest
#4
If you could swap your tackle for the opposite sex what would you choose ?

Lets be honest chaps who hasn't wanted to be a chick for a day (or more) ?

What if chicks ended up with a dong, what would they do 1st ? My guess is get a blowjob followed by.............another one
So the question is, WHAT would you do if you woke up one groggy morning only to stumble into the bathroom to find your widjy is now a snatch and you need to sit down for a pee ?

What would your 1st priority be ?
Not so sure about that, as it would require someone else to be involved. Personally, I would run around like a maniac, revelling in my new found freedom and pissing up trees, walls, parked cars etc.
 
#5
[Lets be honest chaps who hasn't wanted to be a chick for a day (or more) ?


Me.
 
#6
Lets be honest chaps who hasn't wanted to be a chick for a day (or more) ?
Not me.

I think it's safe to say you have some "identity issues"
 
#7
Not me.

I think it's safe to say you have some "identity issues"
Not me either Deary but if all we could post in the NAAFI are serious threads then we may as well all be pussies.no ?
;-P
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#9
Can I get another cock please.
 
#10
After being a bit miffed about having a new, not so easy to keep clean, sexual organ, I'd begin by finding out just what I could or couldn't fit into my new vagina.......
I'm pretty motivated, so I'm guessing quite a lot of stuff would fit.

I am concerned by the other questions this has raised in my head though....
If you were in a chicks body, with a chicks kit and equipment, would you think like a chick or would we still be us but with a minge?
What if you awoke to find that you'd swapped places with your missus.....like some freaky friday weirdness, and now she was poking you with a boner asking for a blowjob?
Would you suck your own cock using the mouth of your missus seeing as you were controlling her body?
Would she then start acting like a man and attempt to bum her body using your cock.
Would you let her bum you?
Would you just go all out and show her exactly how filthy she should have been for all these years by doing things to yourself using her body that would make her ashamed and make her never want it back again for fear it would feel all saggy in places?

I'm going to need some time to come up with answers for that lot.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#13
After being a bit miffed about having a new, not so easy to keep clean, sexual organ, I'd begin by finding out just what I could or couldn't fit into my new vagina.......
I'm pretty motivated, so I'm guessing quite a lot of stuff would fit.

I am concerned by the other questions this has raised in my head though....
If you were in a chicks body, with a chicks kit and equipment, would you think like a chick or would we still be us but with a minge?
What if you awoke to find that you'd swapped places with your missus.....like some freaky friday weirdness, and now she was poking you with a boner asking for a blowjob?
Would you suck your own cock using the mouth of your missus seeing as you were controlling her body?
Would she then start acting like a man and attempt to bum her body using your cock.
Would you let her bum you?
Would you just go all out and show her exactly how filthy she should have been for all these years by doing things to yourself using her body that would make her ashamed and make her never want it back again for fear it would feel all saggy in places?

I'm going to need some time to come up with answers for that lot.
Would you rim yourself?
 

FrosteeMARIA

LE
Gallery Guru
#17
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

So. If you could suck your own cock, would you? I knew a bloke once who could do just that. Awesome party trick.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#18
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

So. If you could suck your own cock, would you? I knew a bloke once who could do just that. Awesome party trick.
I'm sure there was a thread about this not long ago. can't be arrsed to look for it though.
 
#20
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

So. If you could suck your own cock, would you? I knew a bloke once who could do just that. Awesome party trick.
It would be easier to ask if he's well hung (as that's the answer your really seeking)

A real woman would ask if a guy could lick is own starfish...


Now that's a party trick ;-)


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