If you could suck yourself off

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  1. Would you spit or swallow?
  2. you gotta set an example, right?
  3. Probably break my back trying.
  4. Is it wrong that I've just thrown my back out and fallen off my chair trying? :?

    The rest of the people in the office seem to think so. :lol:
  5. First things first - knock all your teeth out and grow a beard. Once that's sorted you can begin pondering.
  6. I have no idea... but if i could then you can be sure as f*ck i wouldnt be here typing a reply to the question.

  7. What do you mean "if?"
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    I'd be bent double and gagging whilst slamming my head forward with my fists.
  9. Would you bother stopping to bother about anything else. It would certainly give your abs a good work out.
  10. If I suck myself offI wouldn't have time to post on here! :D

    EDIT I don't know about spitting OR swallowing though :oops: .
  11. Ok I've almost managed it, any ideas how I'm supposed to kidney punch myself why doing it though?
  12. I'd rather have some else do it and then ask them
  13. I wouldnt be so annoyed when there is a massive queue in the Naafi
  14. Definite spit cos I know where mine has been........nasty!!!
  15. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Do you think it would be banned in the pub or workplace?