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If you could stick a inanmate object up cher lloyds bottom.....

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What would it be????? I would violently insert this right up her sphincter - DRY!
I had to use Google to find out who she was. I've reached a few conclusions:

You watch the X Factor and should be killed.
You're a latent homosexual (*** ****** ** ******)
You assumed that other people would know who on Earth you were talking about and therefore should be killed.
You thought this was NAAFI material and should be killed.
I wouldn't mind taking the Other Cher... Cher Bono... and bone her with my family jewels in that Bothy in the Highlands.....she is still good looking.... but then I'm a sad old sack... assuming she doesn't mind a 20 stone fat git flobbering around on top....

Yuck!!... and anything even, Annnie Rabbison would look good.... maybe I wear my beer Googles to closely..... Oh f*k, it's Meds time again and Matron is doing the rounds...
If it has to be an inanimate object, then I suggest Danni(?) Minogue's botox addled face. Good vid probably and about the same level of acting ability as the average porno!
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